The most bizarre president since Teddy Roosevelt. Did a crappy job running the country, and then got praised for telling everyone to make nice while encouraging the states of mind that opposed peace.
Sold a book that sucks
Sold a book that sucks
by Anti-Carter January 24, 2007
Get the Jimmy Cartermug. A guy who saved NBC Late Night's sorry ass twice in one decade. First time was in 2000 by resurrecting Weekend Update (with much help from Tina Fey), turning it into a fun and clever guy-girl exchange that worked wonders. Second time was in 2009 after the whole Leno-Conan reshuffling clusterfuck didn't work out, leaving Fallon as NBC's only non-fail comedian (out of four) still standing.
Writes jokes that are smart, relevant, and actually funny (unlike Leno). Also unlike Leno, his comedy sketches actually reflect some effort and creativity (i.e. Remix the Clips) instead of being tired ripoffs or just mooching off user input for humor. If there were justice in the world, Fallon would host the Tonight Show and Leno would get bumped to 4:03 AM on Telemundo.
A pretty good impressionist and parody songwriter, too.
Writes jokes that are smart, relevant, and actually funny (unlike Leno). Also unlike Leno, his comedy sketches actually reflect some effort and creativity (i.e. Remix the Clips) instead of being tired ripoffs or just mooching off user input for humor. If there were justice in the world, Fallon would host the Tonight Show and Leno would get bumped to 4:03 AM on Telemundo.
A pretty good impressionist and parody songwriter, too.
Conan at his peak was still the best, but as replacements go, you gotta admit this Jimmy Fallon motherfucker is aiiiiiiite
by CrunchyCookie November 15, 2010
Get the Jimmy Fallonmug. A sexy cute lover that has huge perfect bouncy balls. He also has a huge dick with a lot of gurth and he knows how to use it.
by Carve a ham! August 17, 2011
Get the jimmy bearmug. 
An outgoing thrust with your dick towards one eye attempting to pop it out. Most commonly used by Hill folk or hill billies. Making a popping sound.
1.I done gonna Jimmy Wamp you in the face
2.Jimmy Wamping sounds like when you put your fingure in your mouth and flick your cheak.
3 Owwwwwww!!! My eye!!!
2.Jimmy Wamping sounds like when you put your fingure in your mouth and flick your cheak.
3 Owwwwwww!!! My eye!!!
by vinnie p October 5, 2005
Get the Jimmy Wampmug. A pairing session between a product designer and an engineer where design tweaks are made in real-time. Happens frequently at Kickstarter.
by jimmyjammin April 17, 2020
Get the Jimmy Jammug. 