new jersey devils

the most diciplined team in all of hockey. often crizicized for using "the trap" defense, 2-1-2, which shuts down even the best offensive teams. most haters bitch that the devils are boring and are "ruining hockey." This is certainly not the case, as they have become on of the most explosive teams in the league. Haters also make fun of the fans, because the devils have attendance records way below average. they fail to realize that this is because two other franchises existed in the same region when the devils were formed in 1985. they won the stanley cup in 95, 00, and 03, with a bright future of diciplined hockey ahead.

we're gona play the trap, like the new jersey devils.

by Fidyk May 2, 2006

jersey meathook

Whoever put these definitions on here should be shot. I am the originator of the jersey meathook, a term coined in early 2000 when I had first heard of the shocker. To use this move, you would take your index and middle finger and stick them out and also your thumb... thus allowing two in the pink and one in the stink... not to be confused with the reverse jersey meathook which would be one in the pink and two in the stink... this variation of the shocker is used mostly on lightweight girls who can be easily lifted by the meathook... "The Jersey Meathook" a phrase that could only be coined by a kid from Brick, NJ.

Seeing as how Tom didnt have a ring or a pinky finger he substituted the shocker for "The Jersey Meathook".

by Alouyishous The Dirty Bunghole of the South August 28, 2006

New Jersey

A radioactive wasteland you may mistakenly find yourself should you be visiting New York. If you end up here it likely means you accidentally entered the on ramp for the Lincoln Tunnel. Either that or you're trying to get to Pennsylvania or all other points west.

The inhabitants of North Jersey are orange-skinned freaks who speak a bastardized pastiche of English, Italian, and Ebonics and who eke out meager livings selling drugs and extorting local businesses for protection money. The inhabitants of South Jersey are cannibalistic subhuman swamp people who live in mud huts deep in the wilderness of the Pine Barrens. They will rape and then devour the unfortunate soul who wanders into their domain and search his remains for money to use on the slots in Atlantic City, their only potential source of income.

Shit, we're in New Jersey. Don't panic, just keep the windows rolled up and the doors locked.

by Hubert Cumberdale Jr. March 21, 2010

Central Jersey

Central Jersey is the best place to be in New Jersey. It's not smelly and full of Guidos like North Jersey; nd it's also not all farm land and full of country loving hicks like South Jersey.

It's close enough to everything to where it is only a 10-15 minute drive to the mall or movies. We have the most beautiful beaches (Sandy Hook, Ocean Grove). There are some nice Wawas and we have Sub shops all over. It's the best place for the more level headed classy people from the state. Bruce is refered to here as the Boss. The Boss and Jovi still live in this area,Rumson and Navesink :) Clerks was filmed here. Highlands is the highest point on the eastern coast, which is Central Jersey. It's Great Adventure, not six flags. The cops here are the best, strict but not douche bags. It is definitely the safest part of NJ.

732!

Central Jersey

by Jerseybornandraised. November 12, 2009

South Jersey

The part of New Jersey you don't see in the movies. Full of farms and lots of trees. Probably one of the safest places to live (not north jersey), not industrial at all. We have the best shores on the east coast. Wildwood, ocean city, cape may. We do NOT talk with a New York accent, more of a Philly accent. We say "want to" like "wunna" or "don't know" like "dunno." We say "yo" or "dude" at the beginning of every sentence. Instead of saying "ummm" as a filler, we say "fuckin". We curse in almost every sentence we speak. We don't say "going to the beach" we say "down the shore." We are the only place you will see someone who is half Italian, half Irish. Most of us love all the Philly sports teams and hate the cowboys and giants. We have really hot girls with attitudes, some are trashy, but hey, who doesn't have them. Don't try to say you have a boardwalk unless you live in Wildwood. ITS A HOAGIE, NOT A SUB. You pray to Wawa every night, and you say water like "wooder". Everybody goes to the shore for the prom weekend. Most of us are spoiled, but hey, we are the richest state. We have a great climate, cold in winter, hot in summer. We don't give a shit about what you think, and if you even dare say, "you from joisey huh?" we will tell you to shut the fuck up. We have an accent, but not a ridiculous one, and we don't make fun of you for saying, Y'all, or Eh, right on, etc... We curse way to much (I think i said that). Do not associate us with New York. Finally, we all think that south jersey should be separate from north jersey, we are two totally different kinds of people, so STOP LABELING US.

"Yo, fuckinnnn...what are you doin' tonight?"
"I dunno, dude. Wanna get shitfaced?"
"If we get some fuckin pussy, dude."
"Alright, dude, call me at 10."
"Alright yo, later."

"South Jersey is the best fuckin' place ever, yo."

by bprix March 6, 2008

Jelsey

sweetest, ever.

That's so Jelsey.

by shaniqwarontelli March 31, 2010

Northern New Jersey

The richest area in New Jersey. Richest county is Bergen (15 min from NYC). Has upper-middle class residents. It isnt unusual for a home to sell for millions of dollars. Richest town in Bergen county is Alpine.

Alabama Hick: I wish i had an iPod.
Northern New Jersey person: I already have 4. Besides my Dad CAN buy Apple if he wanted to.

by M.P. March 27, 2005