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Jason Phase

An ancient, historical myth that everyone, even men, go through a phase of liking someone named 'Jason'
Girl 1: Who do you like?
Girl 2: Jason, but he's way too hot for me and i have no chance with him :$
Girl 1: Oh, don't worry, everyone has a Jason Phase.
by hathatyagc September 19, 2011
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jasons bro

is sooooooo fucking hot he will melt you at first sight, you will never get over jasons bro
shahnee: ohhhh whos that

belinda: i dont know but they are hot

jason: that my bro

shahnee: omg its jasons bro
by jasonsbrotherishot September 6, 2011
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jason ferguson

Ex-Defensive tackle for the Eagles and Dallas cowboys. Traded in 07 to the Dolphins. Replaced in Dallas by Tank Johnson. Jason Ferguson's a dynamic player that grows weaker with age.
Who starts on DT for Miami?

Man, you know thats Jason Ferguson
by The M.T. May 21, 2008
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Jason Ass

Something that would says extreme hunger, especially after consuming copious amounts of alcohol.
“Man, I’m so hungry I can eat a Jason ass.
by Kw8899 June 26, 2021
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Jason Fernandez

Jason Fernandez is a SIMP and treats women like shit, he also tries to get girls on fortnite but then gets rejected because he’s a big fat SIMP and he is a little Indian that is super annoying
by Jutsagatsatsu July 14, 2020
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Jason Kidding

Intentionally bringing up a bad joke or spilling a drink in order to divert the conversation or to "save time", typically done in a group setting.
As I was growing tired of her lengthy conversation, I realized it was time for a little jason kidding. So I "accidentally" spilled my water, just like that bitch ass Jason Kidd.
by LakersFoLife November 28, 2013
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yandere Jason

yandere Jason is a boy that has a yandere soul in his. he will not be yandere unless there love is close in a 16 feet radius he will do every thing even if it means cutting someone in half with a frizzing gardening saw.
Yandere Jason will do anything for his love. Yes that includes throwing you off of a frizzing school building.
by sylveonmaster January 15, 2019
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