jasons bro

is sooooooo fucking hot he will melt you at first sight, you will never get over jasons bro

shahnee: ohhhh whos that

belinda: i dont know but they are hot

jason: that my bro

shahnee: omg its jasons bro

by jasonsbrotherishot September 6, 2011

Jason Phase

An ancient, historical myth that everyone, even men, go through a phase of liking someone named 'Jason'

Girl 1: Who do you like?
Girl 2: Jason, but he's way too hot for me and i have no chance with him :$
Girl 1: Oh, don't worry, everyone has a Jason Phase.

by hathatyagc September 19, 2011

Jason Ass

Something that would says extreme hunger, especially after consuming copious amounts of alcohol.

“Man, I’m so hungry I can eat a Jason ass.

by Kw8899 June 26, 2021

egyptian jason

Usually a horrible person.
Thinks the world owes him, wondering penis, Usually has shit tattoos, and even worse style in the women he shag's behind his girlfriends backs... I say girlfriends because he can't keep one for longer than a year, if he's lucky enough to make it to the year mark. Overall Egyptian Jason is not worthy of your time so stay clear.

"So I was talking to that lad the other day" "why he's such an Egyptian Jason"

by Bombajacketjune February 6, 2018

Jason Demers

Literally the ugliest man out there. He’s pretty stupid and he likes to buttfuck guys. Ruins this world. Yeah I see you looking at this Jason Demers

I just watched Jason Demers trip down the stairs and fall and cry at the party. What a looser

by Ass_shiter_69 November 9, 2021

jason gordon

A nigga vibin

Ayo you see Jason Gordon he's literally just a vibe bro

by Tetro November 19, 2019

jason ferguson

Ex-Defensive tackle for the Eagles and Dallas cowboys. Traded in 07 to the Dolphins. Replaced in Dallas by Tank Johnson. Jason Ferguson's a dynamic player that grows weaker with age.

Who starts on DT for Miami?

Man, you know thats Jason Ferguson

by The M.T. May 21, 2008