To disappear to someone's knowledge from the face of the earth without notice. When you wake up with a girl and erase all of your information from her phone to the fullest, block every form of social media, and then speed off. To block someone from every form of contact (unless they attempt so by extreme measure) from your life. To totally vanish and dispatch someone or a group of people from your life. Really useful when that Tinder chick turns out to be a psycho.
1. Dude, I hooked up with the hottest girl last night, but in the morning she was a total bitch. I Jason Bourne'd her ass. She doesn't even remember my name.
by deltacharlie357 July 11, 2016
Get the jason bourne'dmug. by Tetro November 19, 2019
Get the jason gordonmug. An ancient, historical myth that everyone, even men, go through a phase of liking someone named 'Jason'
Girl 1: Who do you like?
Girl 2: Jason, but he's way too hot for me and i have no chance with him :$
Girl 1: Oh, don't worry, everyone has a Jason Phase.
Girl 2: Jason, but he's way too hot for me and i have no chance with him :$
Girl 1: Oh, don't worry, everyone has a Jason Phase.
by hathatyagc September 19, 2011
Get the Jason Phasemug. by Kw8899 June 26, 2021
Get the Jason Assmug. Usually a horrible person.
Thinks the world owes him, wondering penis, Usually has shit tattoos, and even worse style in the women he shag's behind his girlfriends backs... I say girlfriends because he can't keep one for longer than a year, if he's lucky enough to make it to the year mark. Overall Egyptian Jason is not worthy of your time so stay clear.
Thinks the world owes him, wondering penis, Usually has shit tattoos, and even worse style in the women he shag's behind his girlfriends backs... I say girlfriends because he can't keep one for longer than a year, if he's lucky enough to make it to the year mark. Overall Egyptian Jason is not worthy of your time so stay clear.
by Bombajacketjune February 6, 2018
Get the egyptian jasonmug. yandere Jason is a boy that has a yandere soul in his. he will not be yandere unless there love is close in a 16 feet radius he will do every thing even if it means cutting someone in half with a frizzing gardening saw.
Yandere Jason will do anything for his love. Yes that includes throwing you off of a frizzing school building.
by sylveonmaster January 15, 2019
Get the yandere Jasonmug. 