26 January

If you was born in this day you are a child of a god

“Are you fcking mirrin bruh”26 january

by SonOfZeus26 November 21, 2021

January Asshole

A completely clean, almost white asshole with no leaves on the trees.

"Ah man, I'm so glad that girl I was with had a January Asshole. Otherwise I might have something worse than just this hangover."

by CakeBadger March 3, 2015

January 22

He’s a fine piece of meat carrying a fine piece of meat… if you know what I mean. Can’t afford to lose a guy like him.

GF- “ He’s so attractive… plus he’s packing!”
Her friend- “Was he born on January 22?”

by .LP. October 19, 2021

January 27

You have to do what your girlfriend says

Girl- you have to do what I say
Boy- what, why

Girl- cause it’s January 27
Boy- ohhhh

by Red stockman January 26, 2022

January 14

The day when you tell your crush you like them by sending them this. 🤠😎

January 14: Hey so I’ve been needing to tell you something (sends urban dictionary photo)

by Levssa January 12, 2021

January 3

The day the most beautiful girl was born named Sarah Alazawee

January 3 calendar

by xxx12234k November 26, 2021

January 28th

National kiss your girlfriend or boyfriend how much times u want without asking.

Come here baby is January 28th

by White Man 2006! January 27, 2022