jake

He's dorky, but he is cute, sweet, and always has something nice to say. He makes you feel special when he smiles at you. He makes your heart jump and you could never stop thinking, "it's a pleasure to have him in my life, I love him". I love him and love he's in my life, he makes me complete.

Jake, I love you <3

by Loveliness September 5, 2016

Jake Paulers

Brain dead 10 year olds who support a stupid, talentless cunt named Jake Paul.

Aaron: These kids are so fucking ignorant and retarded.

John: They must be Jake Paulers

by fingeryourownbutthole October 14, 2017

Jake

A super funny, nice, sexy, athletic, goofy guy who knows how to make you laugh and be extremely romantic. Great in bed, great as a friend, the all around perfect guy.

Rachel: Woah, Annie's dating a Jake!

Jenny: Yeah, I know! I'm so jealous!

by Cassidy Brown June 18, 2012

jake

jake is a guy who can make anyone smile. his sense of humor is priceless and his blue eyes are flawless. he has perfect hair and did i mention his eyes? he yes, like everyone else has flaws but to most girls hes irresistable. the jake i know is my everything and i couldnt live without him.

dear jake,
i love youu

"jakes so perfect," kalyn said.
"yes, and hes so freaking funny," replied kendall.

by ily..(: October 22, 2013

Jake Gllyenhaal

Only the most hottest guy in the world.

EVER.

Stacey: OMG. It's Jake Gllyenhaal! :O
Me: OMG :O he is the hottest guy in the world!

by :):):):):):):):):):D December 28, 2010

jake

the act of being a tool.

"don't be a jake, nancy"

by nancy2 August 15, 2009

jakeish

jake is the king of the hooch clan and often recruits new members see hooch

cool dude: i stole an mp3
other dude: thats just jakeish

by Troy January 21, 2005