Joseline

LOUD!!! Funny, rude, hilarius, dances on tables at random, unexpected moments to the radio! Makes the work place a splendid place to me!!! Gorgeous girl, talk, dark hair, nice arse, obsessions with boobs and va-jay-jays.

Stupid hoe

Holy shit, I woke up this morning feeling just like a Joseline

by Bitchwithcrabs June 28, 2012

Joseph

A dark and brooding person at first glance, most Josephs do not attract much attention. The few that are drawn to a Joseph soon find that they are in the prescence of an incarnate demon. There is no where you can hide when you get a Joseph angry. This is often caused by provoking them or hurting someone they love as they are very territorial. They are often dark haired with dark, almost-black eyes and a piercing gaze that seems to see straight into your soul. They have an intense fascination for blood, tasting any and all that they can get their hands on. They also become very active at full moon, appearing to grow horns and wings as well as gaining goat legs. If one does have the misfortune to anger a Joseph one should seek out any nearby Ana's, Rachel's, or Corinne's. The later does have a slight chance to make the Joseph calm down to the point that it begins to disapate. Interact with caution.

There was this guy who totally was a Joseph at the party last night.

I was walking with him and suddenly he went all full metal Joseph. We should keep an eye on him.

by TheMozzieWhisperer November 3, 2016

Saint Joseph

City in Michigan. Full of rich raciest snobs and fags.
Almost all white. Opposite of Sister city Benton Harbor.
With two major schools Lakeshore and SJ that fight recklessly for no reason at all.

Person 1- Wanna go to Saint Joseph and make fun of white kids!
Person 2- Yeah! Lets go fuck up some SJ kids!

by Microright February 19, 2011

Jose Bautista

The most bad-ass motherfucker to ever play for the greatest team in MLB history aka the Toronto Blue Jays. Anyone who lives in Toronto or the surroundng area who doesnt know his name should be shot. Currently the most feared name in baseball after bashing a mind blowing 54 homeruns in 2010. Every time he comes up to the plate whether the bases are empty or full you expect something magical and the pitcher is trying not to shit his pants. This guy feasts on all fastballs especially those delivered by pitchers of the ass clown yankees (who he HATES) or the dried up red sox. Once he puts the ball out of its misery he gives the nearest opposing player a death stare until he turns to stone. This guy wont stop until he brings a world series title back to the great white north where it belongs because everyone knows the yankees are overrated. BLUE JAYS FOREVER

Jose Bautista is a home run machine

by jaysfan22 May 18, 2011

St. Joseph

A town in Missouri filled with scary looking people. Some of them may look a little weary, but don't fret some them are normal like us.

Jane: "I grew up in St. Joseph."
Jack: "Are you sure your normal?"

by asdfqwertttt August 26, 2009

Joseph

Joseph is a big faggt

Who ever has the time to make these definitions are Joseph's

by Jo is a fag March 20, 2017

Dirty Joseph

A midget MMA fighter with a vagina on his back that drips in stinky puss

Did you smell that guy? He smells like a dirty Joseph

by Boonshanka December 30, 2021