by Emeasoba George May 24, 2018
by Catlo94 February 26, 2017
Someone who is totally into themselves, so much they don’t care about ANYTHING else. This person strives for attention and will stop short of nothing to achieve it.
Teacher: Hey lady your kid isn’t doing his homework and will probably fail, but don’t I look good today?
Mrs. Puma: Damn Biatch you could have informed sooner! Ya Fuckin Self-Tanner!!!!!
Mrs. Puma: Damn Biatch you could have informed sooner! Ya Fuckin Self-Tanner!!!!!
by SpornStar February 11, 2008
When wiping your behind and upon inspecting the paper it is clean. Usually accompanied with a Phantom Poo
by skeggs1664 August 15, 2010
by Johnn Doey June 12, 2010
A 'self drive' is a name used by tv/film crews for a local actor that is a bit too big for there britches. Usually a 'self drive' is only a small part of the production. However they demand far too much attention, are hard to please and take themselves far too seriously. They are a general pain in the ass for the costume, hair, make-up, props department and assistant directors who try to assist them. They are far more trouble than the principle actors that are driven to work by a cast driver.
"Just who the hell does that actor think she is? I've altered her costume three times and she's still bitching. Fucking Self Drive."
"That Self Drive has caused me more grief in one day that the lead actors have in a month."
"That Self Drive has caused me more grief in one day that the lead actors have in a month."
by two legs November 18, 2007
The term used to describe taking actions into one's own hands when in the presence of a large number of douchebags, specifically in a Frat Party-type environment (knowing what the likely outcome is anyway).
Upon entering a bar on the Jersey Shore, I felt the urge to self-roofie and beat all the guido's to the punch!
by wittylass February 10, 2010