car wash

After engaging in sexual intercourse the male takes his penis still with the fluids on, and wipes it on the partners face. This making her look like she has been through a car wash.

I car washed that bitch last night.

by Kevin aka G-Money February 3, 2008

Washing Machine Heart

A song that talks about never being enough “I know who you pretend I am”

Letting people use you, basically a people pleaser.

“Toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart” A heart that trys to people please

by ieatpatrickbateman May 5, 2023

Hairy Wash Burn

A burn so big caused from having sex with a wet hairy man...i.e. robin williams.

Girl 1: Got the fatest hairy wash burn ever from my boyfriend

Girl 2 : You go out with Robin Williams?

by Taylor Tee May 24, 2009

Alabama Car wash

After a male has ejaculated into a female's vagina. The female gets on top of his chest and washes him in his own sperm. ;)

Meagan gave Shawn an Alabama car wash.

by Anezcooper April 19, 2015

Sheffield jet wash

When your shaging a fat bird and she puts you off that much that you fake orgasm and give her a full bag of piss

I pulled this fat bird last night, she was so fat I had to fake an empty and give her a sheffield jet wash

by Junction 31 service center October 15, 2019

Ohio washing machine

When a corn fed ohio man bends a little Oklahoma boy over a urinal and takes him to pound town

Did you hear Asta gave Jef the old ohio washing machine

by Nitemare6969 October 25, 2022

Washiez Car wash

I’m an head operator and I’m supposed to act nice but, THE PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKING ANNOYING I JUST WANT TO STAB THEM WITH MY STOP SIGN AND BREAK THEIR CRUSTY FINGERS OUT OF THE CAR AND FUCKING UGH BITCH

Troller: get yr pixel FeEt OuT of My CaR

Me: * nicely says no *

Troller: get yr PIXEL FEET OFF
Me: stfu bit *leaves game*

Washiez car wash

by Imnicebitch March 20, 2023