Cabbage

something a cat eats

i would love to watch a ca eating a cabbage

by orangejuiceafterteethbrushing October 09, 2022

cabbage on

To latch on to something that isn’t yours for the taking.

Hey I’m a cabbage on that last cupcake!

by Sexilexi October 28, 2019

cabbage collector

A person with large hands.

You need to wash those cabbage collectors!

by Gman357 December 16, 2022

cabbaging

eating from the poop chute of a gonorreah ridden individual

ive been cabbaging this guy all night long, yummy

by brussel sprout lover August 20, 2024

Gord Cabbage

it's like tapeworm but hanging from your butt

'Christ, John, cover your Gord Cabbage. It's your wedding day!'

by GordCabbage August 22, 2017

Nukage Boopage Cabbage

When something is messed up, ruined, or otherwise destroyed in a funny way.

Troy: Man, how was the game last night?
John: Dude, it was so Nukage Boopage Cabbage!

by YouCantStopMeHuh December 28, 2011

cabbage crisp

Something that is very cool

Hey bro, you’re really cabbage crisp

by Bc s rncncmd October 15, 2022