Hump Day

Hump day is the middle of the week Sunday Monday and Tuesday is up the pump Wednesday is the top of the Hump. Thursday Friday and Saturday is down the hump .

Hey guys guess what Day it is. Is it hump day . Yes it is !

by Cupcake dreams June 29, 2018

Doctor humping

Sucking up to a doctor to obtain drugs.

I'm going to do some doctor humping to get some valium.

by Redheaded Monster April 19, 2018

sandman hump

When you use rohypnol on someone then fuck them and take a selfie with them.

"Your going to be arrested sandman humping"

by The dolphin lover May 12, 2016

National dry hump day

National dry hump day when you go to anybody n hump them

Omg it national dry hump day

by tinylol April 11, 2019

The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit

A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.

"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"

by Ben Fartin December 8, 2023

title humping

Reading the title of an article and becoming impassioned to share your already formed opinion of said article without actually reading said article.

Okay stop title humping and maybe read the article first.

by Emma Ferguson November 16, 2017

Hump Jays

Publicly having sex at a Toronto Blue Jays.

The two hump jays made the news yesterday!

by CrankyKramer September 4, 2022