no homo

something gay men from long island say to stay in the closet.

I'm gona do you in the butt, no homo, which makes it not gay right?

by peen213 October 22, 2008

homelessexual

a person who never has intercourse at their own home

Brad and Angela are such homelessexuals, they always do it at my house

by Shane McNeil February 1, 2007

homl

Acronym for "Hate of my Life", as opposed to LOML (Love of my Life). Your HOML is someone who is still your LOML, but is anti about your affections and advances.

Pronounced "hah mull"

"I love her, but she won't pay any attention to me! I'm moving her to HOML status."

by Eric is awesome April 27, 2008

Ambystoma- Homo Sapien Blood Principle

The Ambystoma- Homo Sapien Blood Principle is a proven law that states that the blood of a salamander can be placed inside of a human with no bad consequences. In fact over 300 Cambodians have 100% of their blood deriving from local salamanders. This new advance in medical technology is a promise for a bright future.

Thanks to the Ambystoma- Homo Sapien Blood Principle, we can use salamander blood to help sustain humans.

by Vikram Chandrashakar January 5, 2008

Office for Homeland Security

Government department with the job of making people insecure by getting cops to break into their homes.

A good example of Newspeak.

The far-right bigot in charge of this office, whose name I forget, is the same man who spent years trying to lynch Mumia Abu-Jamal and he's praised the Nazis as well.

by annoyed anarchist May 2, 2004

Homo-Whisperer

Similar to a "horse whisperer", one who has an uncanny ability to communicate with and train wild horses. This term applies to someone straight or gay who without much effort can lead closeted gay men or women into coming out and embracing their gayness simply through their presence, friendship, and/or casual everyday conversation.

Dude1: "Hey, I am thinking about moving in with Joe. His roommate moved out and its a sweet condo."

Dude2: "That's cool, I need someone to get me better seats at the next Cher concert."

Dude1: "Er, wuht??"

Dude2; "Oh, you'll be gayer than Elton John after six months with him. He's straight but he's a total homo-whisperer! His last three roommates went in straight but are all out of the closet now."

by JoeTheHomoWhisperer June 18, 2009

Homoality

Homoality: the realization of being homosexual, When someone acts like a Homosexual

1. Damn dude your Homoality genes are kicking in, 2.(when someone tells you; why are you acting like a homo?) you say: i like to show of my Homoality skillz, 3. i am currently in a stage of Homoality,

Anal sex falls under the Homoality stage.

Air Jack: also falls under the Homoality stage (yeaa bro my homoality is kicking in)

by Shayjan May 28, 2010