'i'm bored here' 

something to mutter to oneself when stuck at 'evil' stoplight!
you have exhausted all the possibilities of "entertainment", and remain, quite simply: bored here!

this evil stop light is KILLING me!! 'i'm bored here'!!

'i'm bored here' by michael foolsley January 4, 2010

you can't get there from here 

A situation where streets have been subject to so much traffic calming modification (eg fences, traffic lights, one way streets) that it is impossible to get to the place you want, even though you can see it clearly.

Tourist: "I want to go to that shop but there's nowhere to cross the street."
Local: "You can't get there from here. You have to go back the way you came to the traffic lights, cross over to the other side of the street, walk back this way, go past here, then three blocks down there's a pedestrian crossing, cross back to this side, and head back down this way."
Tourist: "That's ridiculous!"
Local: "Yeah, but what can you do?"

you can't get there from here by Matti! Matti! Matti! January 15, 2013

Idk I just work here

Slang. It’s what you say if you don’t want to work when you’re at your job.

Hey. Excuse me. Hi can I help you? Yes I’m looking for aisle 8. Idk I just work here.

Idk I just work here by B-rizzle February 4, 2019

Guys, I am sorry for the racist and vulgar stuff I said on this here urbandictionary.com account. I have matured greatly since then and all that. 

Guys, I am sorry for the racist and vulgar stuff I said on this here urbandictionary.com account. I have matured greatly since then and all that.

Guys, I am sorry for the racist and vulgar stuff I said on this here urbandictionary.com account. I have matured greatly since then and all that.

Guys, I am sorry for the racist and vulgar stuff I said on this here urbandictionary.com account. I have matured greatly since then and all that. by Ricky Adventure October 14, 2021

what the hell are you doing here 

This isn't even a word..

what the hell are you doing here this isn't even a wor

what the hell are you doing here by MyMomIsNotYourMom October 12, 2017

I'm right here 

Infering that you have a gun or are ready to catch the heads.

Guy 1.Bitch ill fuck yo ass up!
Guy 2. Mutha fugga I'm right here,I'm right here!! (lifting his shirt and showing a gun tucked in his pants)

I'm right here by Bboydanyo June 24, 2009

Ugly Here 

When you've just undone your pants and she laughs at the size of your penis, and your only recourse is to buy mail order brides from Russia.

Ugly Here by Anonymous May 10, 2003