East Islip Handshake

A shot of jameson + a pint of Heineken. Homage to the Irish/Catholic roots of EI with the obvious touch of alcoholism.

Prime to be ordered at Fatty McGee’s.

(In honor of the Chicago handshake)

“Forget any of your worries from the work day and order an East Islip Handshake. Thank me later”

by LFGM December 6, 2024

shit handshake

To knowingly or unknowingly shake someone's hand directly after having a shit without washing ur hands, the other person might be too embarrassed to sniff their hands after the shit handshake.

I'm gonna give him/her a shit handshake.

by villos69 February 9, 2017

Firm Handshake

Acknowledgement of a commendable act.

John walked the elderly person across the busy intersection. Firm handshakes.

by Das_Erreichen November 29, 2019

The Washington Handshake

While at an event, shaking someone's hand while looking over their shoulder to see if there is someone more important you wish to talk to.

Davos is proof the Washington Handshake has gone global. It was great meeting the Prime Minister of Estonia but I had to cut him short because that was Bill Gates over there!

by Epstein's Mom June 3, 2020

Handshake fuck

A type of sexual encounter that acts as an introduction and way to get to know each other before busting out the whips and ropes. The vanilla sex before the kinky sex so as to gauge the vibe.

My first night with him over was definitely a handshake fuck but the second night was another story.

by Factorie July 13, 2020

Gooner Handshake

When you meet another gooner who uses the same hand as you to jerk off

Let’s do the gooner handshake!
Let’s hold hands with our right hand and jerk off with our lefts

by suckrforme May 28, 2024

Vermilion Handshake

A time-honored tradition when two gentlemen from Vermilion, Alberta haven't seen each other in an extended period of time. The basic procedure is to drop your hand down straight down in a loose fist so your palm and fingers have enough opening to accept an object. Once the object is in hand, one quickly moves their hand from left to right in a rapid, deliberate manner. The issuer of the Vermilion Handshake is not to make eye contact with the other individual - that process is the Aggressive Vermilion Handshake and won't be covered in this module.

Chris & Curtis hadn't seen each other in years, so when they ran into each other at the Exhibition they popped the top on a couple of PBR's and exchanged a quick round of Vermilion Handshakes.

by Big Rig 10 February 2, 2024