A classy handshake is performed by grasping with a firm grip an individual's hand with your right and with you left hand cupping the individual's elbow. Eye contact amplifies the class lvl 2 times.
Wow I felt great about that business deal but when Steve offered me that classy handshake I felt even better.
by He gets it May 28, 2016
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Adam had been gaping his arse hole for months so that James and Steve could perform
the elusive 'internal handshake'.
the elusive 'internal handshake'.
by James the bummer April 18, 2016
Get the internal handshake mug.When you meet a girl soo slutty and easy she sucks you off within minutes of meeting *bit like the school bike everyone gets a ride*
Wow that girl I met last night was so slutty she introduced herself with a Morton handshake before I had a chance to get her name
by Scrappy001 September 18, 2016
Get the Morton handshake mug.When you grab the hand of an unsuspecting individual and bring it near your genitals and act like you are humping the hell out of it.
by Dump truck January 4, 2017
Get the Low-mount handshake mug.To knowingly or unknowingly shake someone's hand directly after having a shit without washing ur hands, the other person might be too embarrassed to sniff their hands after the shit handshake.
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Get the U of M Handshake mug.When one Canadian of either sex promptly greats another Canadian with a hey buddy , or hey guy and the widely acceptable hey friend. Followed by a fart if male or queef if female into the other Canadians face.
Did you see them two flapperheads down by the lake, I think they are about to do a Canadian Handshake.
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