robo-gifting

The act of buying large quantities of a usually cheap item to give as unwanted gifts to weary relatives and friends. A robo-gifter also has to keep a spreadsheet or ledger of what gifts they have given and to whom so they don't give the same gift to the same person on different occasions.

I know that I am a victim of robo-gifting, because half of the people that Clara knows got a bottle of hand sanitizer for Christmas, including me!

by draino July 25, 2012

mystery gift

What you find when you stick long objects in holes that are too small.

David found a mystery gift in his friends hole.

by NAGS October 31, 2013

paper gifts

"Paper gifts" are gifts of money (check or cash) or gift cards. Paper gifts are appropriate when the gift receiver does not want an actual present or particular item.

Paper gifts are common for weddings where the bride and groom do not have a lot of space in their new home for bulky gifts.

by BlackCat2014 March 3, 2014

throat gift

A simple but not abrupt way to ask a female for oral sex.

I had day at work, I sure can you a throat gift.

by skillcraft9211 October 9, 2014

skin grafting

When a band shows up to a show right before they're supposed to play and then they make the show run late by taking forever to set up their very minimal amount of gear. Then, they put the icing on the cake by raping everyone's ears for a half hour by playing the worst...THE WORST fucking music ever.

Dude, are the White Stripes skin grafting this show? They just got here an hour late and they're fucking god-awful.

by russiansoldier July 20, 2014

Peter Griffin-it

Peter Griffin-it (v)

When you have to lift your low-hanging stomach fat to see your genitals, can be used for any gender. Word originates from Peter Griffin from the television show "Family Guy" having to do this act in order to see his genitials.

Wife: "Tom, do you have an erection?".
Husband: "Im not sure, lemme Peter Griffin-it.

by Arizona Concept August 8, 2016

Jerika Griffin

Mean and likes to hit you because she is a jerk that can't transport aliens.

Jerika Griffin is so dumb!!!

by Gary da Cow February 8, 2018