graduation speech accent

Obnoxious cadence/tone high schoolers use when giving an cliche graduation speech.

Speaker: As our class survived through such unprecedented times...
Person: Man I hate kids with the graduation speech accent

by RedditAdmin June 13, 2024

Grama gram

A grama gram is when your grandma gives you a gram of dope to share with your friends.

Hey were going to be higher than a giraffes pussy after we smoke this grama gram.

by KISSandSWELL March 12, 2024

Gradeaundera

HE'S FUCKING BACK, AND HE MADE 40*, THAT'S RIGHT, 40* NEW VIDEOS. #Iloveyougradeandpleasehavemybabies

"Gradeaundera is a youtuber with approx. 3.76 million subscribers on YouTube by 2024, and he makes videos talking about random shit, like that shit music they play when they put you on hold in a call centre. Overall, top lad."

-Karrueche Tran

by SoggyBoneSyndrome March 13, 2024

grammando

A person who likes to correct other people’s grammar and judge them by it.
(this definition taken from a book review on bookriot.com)
An obvious portmanteau of "grammar" AND "commando."
Someone like Sheldon, of The Big Bang Theory, who is constantly on the alert for
any opportunity to find a flaw in one's presentation of data/information and then
bombastically inform one (and anyone else within earshot) of that flaw,
right down to the tiniest misplaced comma or improper verb tense.
Being an internal monologue grammando while reading or watching TV is fine, so long
as it's just for your own amusement/improvement, but engaging your outer grammando
during an author's book reading is likely to see you educated with a LART

(Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool) by that author one of his/her/its fans.

Sports trash talk would not be improved if it was refereed by a grammando stopping the proceedings to remind
us that correct expression would be "Eat shit THEN die!"

by OzoneBoy April 19, 2024

Grammar Nazi

Someone who writes and speaks English, as opposed to someone who emits any written or spoken nonsense out of laziness and ignorance, and then expects others both to understand them and to not criticise.

"It's 'Hallowe'en' - there should always be an apostrophe between the e's"
"Ohh, listen to the Grammar Nazi!"

by MisterGnu October 29, 2024

graduation

that one album Kanye West made in 2007 and has some absolute fire tracks

music guy 1: bro whats yo favourite kanye album?
music guy 2: VULTURES 2
music guy 1: you're fucking retarded it's graduation

by xpwn December 22, 2024

Gramanic Law

A codified set of immutable linguistic principles, transcending time and culture, that govern the structure and sanctity of grammar across all written works. Rooted in divine reverence for the written word, Gramanic Law is believed to have been established to preserve clarity, order, and meaning, regardless of the era in which a text was crafted. These laws are viewed as sacred tenets, unyielding to the evolution of language, embodying a universal truth about communication itself.

Scholars of ancient linguistics often debated whether the discrepancies in the manuscript were violations of Gramanic Law or merely the result of scribal error.

by CarverMaybe January 26, 2025