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mother goosed

Telling a story, originally thought it was worthwhile, and then realizing that it really wasn't funny to anyone. Not even you.
Brad got mother goosed again.
by NateZ October 14, 2005
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grey goose

clear liquid when mixed w/lemonade mix.this mixture will have you talking shit and driving drunk all weekend long.
nothing is better than a date with a grey goose.
by op March 10, 2004
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Goosed

Frequently prefixed by "pure", as a substitute for "very".
1. To be drunk, e.g. "I was pure goosed last night boss".
2.To be hungover, e.g. "I drank a bottle of gone-off whiskey last night. Pure goosed today".
3. To be caught committing an inappropriate or illegal act. e.g. "I got goosed by the shades (police) for my flagrant lack of pants"
4. To have rang someone's (mobile) phone and hung up after the first 2 rings, so the number will show up and the recipient will call you back, or alternatively, just to be a bollocks. e.g. "Michael goosed my phone"
5.To have grabbed someone's arse (archaic).
6. To have suffered an unfortunate event or set of circumstances, or to express sympathy with such a happening. e.g. Tony: "I fucked up my 'Introduction to Aromatherapy' exam again. "
Oliver: "Oh, goosed".
7. To play a practical joke on someone, or take revenge for such an act, e.g. "I'm gonna goose him good for posting those bondage photos on the Internet"
by Eldritch August 29, 2003
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goose poop

An alcoholic shot consisting of Grey Goose vodka and Jaegermiester. Tastes the way goose poop does.
Hey man, take this shot. "EWWWW it tastes like goose poop!" yeah dude. We're so cool.
by steelnip April 3, 2008
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goofest

A goofest, is a festival related to the ejaculation, and celebration of goo. Goo is a synonym for sperm, jizz, cum, sticky icky, love sauce, and so on. The goofest is highly respected, and spiritual event that happens on frequent occasion in every males day to day life. The only rule of a goofest, is that that goo must gooed on everything within a 5 foot radius of the gooer. Other than that, a goofest is completley up to the male/s participating in the event. GOOOOO ON MY FRIENDS!
I heard Kinne and Sobel had a goofest with the log cabin bitches last night.

The guesthouse goofest is the most holy and respected goofest.

The goofest came to an abrubt stop when Jim realized the belizean he was fucking was infected with the HIV virus.
by esobez April 25, 2009
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Googesia

The act of forgetting what you were about to search on Google.
I was just about to look up something on my phone, until I got googesia.
by The Vinny Monroig Show January 15, 2015
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goose hole

another word for one's anus.
I need to sneak into the bathroom and grease up my goose hole.
by juanyswany November 21, 2015
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