Telling a story, originally thought it was worthwhile, and then realizing that it really wasn't funny to anyone. Not even you.
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Frequently prefixed by "pure", as a substitute for "very".
1. To be drunk, e.g. "I was pure goosed last night boss".
2.To be hungover, e.g. "I drank a bottle of gone-off whiskey last night. Pure goosed today".
3. To be caught committing an inappropriate or illegal act. e.g. "I got goosed by the shades (police) for my flagrant lack of pants"
4. To have rang someone's (mobile) phone and hung up after the first 2 rings, so the number will show up and the recipient will call you back, or alternatively, just to be a bollocks. e.g. "Michael goosed my phone"
5.To have grabbed someone's arse (archaic).
6. To have suffered an unfortunate event or set of circumstances, or to express sympathy with such a happening. e.g. Tony: "I fucked up my 'Introduction to Aromatherapy' exam again. "
Oliver: "Oh, goosed".
7. To play a practical joke on someone, or take revenge for such an act, e.g. "I'm gonna goose him good for posting those bondage photos on the Internet"
1. To be drunk, e.g. "I was pure goosed last night boss".
2.To be hungover, e.g. "I drank a bottle of gone-off whiskey last night. Pure goosed today".
3. To be caught committing an inappropriate or illegal act. e.g. "I got goosed by the shades (police) for my flagrant lack of pants"
4. To have rang someone's (mobile) phone and hung up after the first 2 rings, so the number will show up and the recipient will call you back, or alternatively, just to be a bollocks. e.g. "Michael goosed my phone"
5.To have grabbed someone's arse (archaic).
6. To have suffered an unfortunate event or set of circumstances, or to express sympathy with such a happening. e.g. Tony: "I fucked up my 'Introduction to Aromatherapy' exam again. "
Oliver: "Oh, goosed".
7. To play a practical joke on someone, or take revenge for such an act, e.g. "I'm gonna goose him good for posting those bondage photos on the Internet"
by Eldritch August 29, 2003
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Get the goose poop mug.A goofest, is a festival related to the ejaculation, and celebration of goo. Goo is a synonym for sperm, jizz, cum, sticky icky, love sauce, and so on. The goofest is highly respected, and spiritual event that happens on frequent occasion in every males day to day life. The only rule of a goofest, is that that goo must gooed on everything within a 5 foot radius of the gooer. Other than that, a goofest is completley up to the male/s participating in the event. GOOOOO ON MY FRIENDS!
I heard Kinne and Sobel had a goofest with the log cabin bitches last night.
The guesthouse goofest is the most holy and respected goofest.
The goofest came to an abrubt stop when Jim realized the belizean he was fucking was infected with the HIV virus.
The guesthouse goofest is the most holy and respected goofest.
The goofest came to an abrubt stop when Jim realized the belizean he was fucking was infected with the HIV virus.
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