Gooch

Nickname for goat cheese. GOat+CHeese=Gooch.

This gooch is so yummy, man I love gooch.

by yonkers16 August 12, 2024

Fruit gooch

Tis the part of the fruit that rests against the ground while the fruit is growing. Also referred to as the fruit butt

Mike rolled the watermelon to inspect the fruit gooch. He then smelled the fruit Gooch and he found that it was fine.

by Madam Battle January 28, 2023

Gooch Smooch

A as of now a fictional form of torture as far as I am aware.

A gooch smooch consists of connecting the hooks of a ratchet strap in the grundel of a human. Then ratcheting the strap till said human folds in half able to smooch their own gooch. This would be a most unpleasant experience.

Damn Tony fucked up so deep the cartel found him and helped him deliver a gooch smooch!

by Tally P January 31, 2023

Gooch

A Jolly Albanian man who is known to eat whole fried chickens and steal all your loose possetions.

Sean was Gooching at dinner last night.

by Sorbobfranksjoechadbart May 1, 2025

Gooch-licker

A blindly overpurchaser of expensive things things due to too much money and time on ones own hands to try and impress others for approval because of self and or socially known lack on genuiness in being normal or cool, which realistically doesn't work when being almost as bad as developing a drug addiction.

Peter gooch-licked(gooch-licker.) his monthly allowance on video game skins.

by HCG4 April 15, 2024

Gooching

A word that can be used interchangeably for either a positive or negative situation or effect.

For the past tense use: 'Gooched'

"I see 3 here; they've seen me oh sh*t! I'm getting gooched bad - help!"

"They are gooching as hard as Aphen gooched Connors mum last night!"

"Sweet christmas! Rose gooched the heck out of them!"

by BigChad69 April 17, 2024

Gooch

The area of skin between your ballsack and butthole.

Tickle my Gooch until it chafes

by Funny3 April 19, 2024