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butt goblin

An evil creature residing in an anal cavity. Particularly one who creates mass quantities of gasses of a foul smelling nature. When one has unexplained gas attacks, it is said to be due to the presence of a butt goblin.
Matt: "Dude, why are you farting so much?"

Jeremy: "I think my anus is possessed by a butt goblin!"
by Hoopty Doopty June 4, 2010
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Crotch Goblin

A derogatory term used by insufferable “child-free” morons referring to kids.
“People who use the phrase ‘crotch goblin’ are arguably more annoying than vegans.”
by Terribly Unfunny August 26, 2022
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Green Goblin Hunting

Using full (night before garbage collection) rolling green garbage cans launched at high speeds to cause severe vandalism to cars and property.

Good places for ripe goblins are - houses with baby toys in the yard (diapers), houses with lots of pets, painters houses,

Good places to deploy goblins are long road stretches with rich snoby people

How To - get 4 people in a fast 4 door car, ride around and grab 4 goblins with good wheels - VERY IMPORTANT!!!!, next roll the goblins beside the car with your hand holding the goblin and accellerate to roughly 80-90mph find your targets and let each person release their green goblin. Results will vary every time but the outcome is always the same, if the goblin impacts the taget gets fubared.
yo man, Andy went out to Bartlett in the civic green goblin hunting. I bet he made a mess out of a couple of Escalades
by Joel Bishop January 16, 2007
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cunt goblin

you're all a bunch of cunt goblins!!!!!!!
by John A. Mcdon May 2, 2007
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goblin

Small Scottish irritating, green whiney creature.
by Weegie January 13, 2005
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Goblin

A goblin is a class above goon, and below gargoyle. The ranks are Goon==>Goblin==>Gargoyle. Everything about a goblin is better than a goon. Goblins don't take shit from goons, but may from gargoyle's. A goblin is good.
Chris: Santa Cruz has hella goon pearl!
Alex: its better than goon man, its goblin!
OR
Chris: Jordan Hodges is pretty goon.

Alex (referring to himself): Yea, but what's a goon to a goblin?
by ayegee February 12, 2010
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ass goblin

see: mike pragnell
aaa! its mike!!
by nick May 19, 2004
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