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gator gobble

Rolling up numerous slices of bologna, gently placing them into the vagina of two women and then seeing who can eat all of bologna first while blindfolded and hands tied behind their back.
I gator gobbled that fatbox faster then you....pay up!
by Gobble420 March 29, 2017
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Knob gobbled a kid cannon

When some bitch from wcs starts some shit so you post her grandmother to show how trashy she is and her lip stick is smeared like she just mouth hugged and dick
Kim : Velveteen rub*

Chadd : don't pretty it up Kimberly...she knob gobbled a kid cannon
by Trem55 January 20, 2017
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Knob gobbled a kid cannon

When some bitch from wcs starts some shit so you post her grandmother to show how trashy she is and her lip stick is smeared like she just mouth hugged and dick
Kim : Velveteen rub*

Chadd : don't pretty it up Kimberly...she knob gobbled a kid cannon
by Trem55 January 20, 2017
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Fart gamble

When you need to fart really really bad but, you are genuinely afraid you are gonna shit yourself. It is a risky roll of the dice.
I fart gambled with my boss in the elevator yesterday.
by jefeslifelesson August 6, 2017
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The Gabbening

When the legos become crushed and the lights go dark, people are dying left and right there are only a select few to stop her, Phil Swift, Toby McGuire. Will it ever stop???
The Gabbening is upon us..
by GAY?? October 1, 2018
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The Gabbening

When the legos become crushed and the lights go dark, people are dying left and right there are only a select few to stop her, Phil Swift, Toby McGuire. Will it ever stop???
The Gabbening is upon us...
by GAY?? October 1, 2018
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Google Gamble

When you go out on a limb to factcheck something.

Essentially betting the opportunity cost of your precious time it will take to look that shit up against finding fucking nothing and having wasted time and energy to come up empty handed.
"Whoa, I took a google gamble and you were right, vampirism mythology was derived from mistaking ordinary decomposition of the human body."
by Bingo Fucking Gas Station October 31, 2018
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