guido

To sum it up, one could say it's the crossbreed between a "douchebag" and a "metrosexual".

Lisa - "Hey do you see that eurotrash pretty boy with the tight abercrombie shirt, spiked hair, and waxed eyebrows?"

Tina - "Yeah I thought he was gay, but then I realized he and his buddies had shitty macho boy attitudes. What a bunch of total douchebags."

Lisa - "No just a guido. The big muscles are supposed to make up for their small penis. I bet the one in the wifebeater isn't even Italian"

by badgonegood March 7, 2008

guidette

A stupid whore with bleached blond dyed hair with excess black roots, gel/ hairspray, highlights, and eyemake up. Extra fake boobs usually pop out of the "Italian Princess" shirt that was purchased 10 sized too small with an exposed long dangly silver belly button ring that was most likely pierced at a grimey stand on the board walk. Stretchy fake denim jeans in which the playboy G string will be exposed to accent the playboy bunny necklace that can be found around the neck.
You can find these specimens on myspace whoring themselves, on a guido's top eight, at any grimey club that plays DJ insane, or at local malls usually socializing with other guidos and guidettes.
If spotted, feel free to hock a loogie.

Katie: Hey, did you see that guidette?
Sam: Yeah, I hocked a loogie at her.
Jen: She was irish.

by Judgeram September 3, 2006

Guilo

A term for a Person of white ethnicity used by Cantonese speaking Asians

Thank you Guilo, Have a nice day

by Scatman_Jonny January 9, 2010

guild

A small community of players that play online games together. This can include multiple games or just one.
They usually have a forum or Ventrilo server.

A: I'm bored. I don't have anybody to play games with!

B: Try joining a guild!

by Vegeta897 May 17, 2005

guillao

Someone that believes he/she is something they are not. Someone full of it.

Ese tipo es un guillao(spanish)

That dude thinks he's all that

by Nemo380 July 22, 2006

guitar hero face

the face that you make when you play guitar hero. Typicly when you stick your tongue out to one side or the other and squint because the notes are coming to dam fast

that dude has the guitar hero face

by brennaneyl December 22, 2007

Michigan Guido

A breed of Guido only spotted during the colder, snowy months of the year. Unlike the regular Guido which can be spotted by it's signature "popped collar", the Michigan Guido uses a scarf worn indoors to signify his faggotry with a shirt one-half size too small, as to sell tickets to his gun show. Also worth noting, this particular breed (because let's be honest, any Guido is sub-human) will have the typical pursed lips, over-sized fake diamond earring, Oompa-Loompa tan, and non-gelled Wop-Dago hair. Not to outdone by their Jersey counterparts, what they lack in spikey Aqua-Nettitude, they make up for in utter fucktardation, with a dash of douchebaggery, and a heaping load of assfaggery.

I swear to Christ if that fucking Michigan Guido moved my barstool one more time I would have set his scarf on fire had I a little moar whiskey in my system, and if somebody wouldn't have stopped me.

by dean teh peen January 8, 2009