greasy feel

When someone's body composition has a higher percentage of grease than water.

Look at Frankie Belluci, that guy's got a greasy feel.

by horsecheese101 April 7, 2015

Greasy Cucumber

When a bromance reaches an uncomfortable and an irreversible level.
~ Long, Slimey, and Green

Look at those two greasy cucumbers over there.

Lets play hide the greasy cucumber.

by THE Greasy Cucumber February 18, 2017

queef greased

The materials spewed out (at Light Speed) as a result of a vaginal fart. Although, never subject to a thorough analysis, this material could be quite unpleasant, possibly toxic and aesthetically repugnant (or not). It often renders the spewee confused, shocked, sexually ambivalent or somewhat entertained!

I just couldn't believe it! She was relaxed, feet up to the ceiling when suddenly, she queef greased my pompadour! That's a shiny pompadour dude.

by Tbird January 24, 2007

Greasy Varesi

When an extremely short male receives an unearned promotion at his place of employment. The promotion is achieved by letting other male bosses perform sex acts on his anus. It should be noted that said person may also be the pivot man in a circle jerk due to their small size. People promoted through the "greasy varesi" method are easy to spot because they have recieved so much semen to the face that they smear it into their hair in the shape of a faux hawk.

How in the world did Addison get promoted? I dunno Stella but the rumor is it was a greasy varesi.

by SilkyMeatloaf July 21, 2019

Greaze Mode

A state one enters when they are in their "bag". Based on the song "Greaze Mode" by beloved rapper Skepta. Entering Greaze Mode can entail a wide range of activities but can be generally narrowed down to activities like: breaking the law, breaking the bank, boozing hard as fuck, beating cheeks, and smoking za. Loose synonyms might include: Menace Mode and USD (Uncontrollable Steez Disease).

Don't fucking talk to me, i'm in Greaze Mode.

I bet you've never been Greazey in your life, fuck you.

by Ergonomic Chair March 17, 2021

Greasy cow

Nick a disgusting ass

Nick is a greasy cow

by Getrekt_123 June 10, 2018

The Greatest Showman

A 2017 Musical Film loosely based on the events of the life of performer, businessman and politician P.T. Barnum. The film stars Hugh Jackman as Phineas Taylor Barnum, Michelle Williams as Charity Hallett-Barnum, Zac Efron as Phillip Carlyle(a fictional character loosely based on Barnum's real life business partner Hachaliah Bailey), Zendaya Coleman- credited as Zendaya- as Anne Wheeler(A fictional character) and Rebecca Ferguson as Jenny Lind, the Swedish Nightingale.

Grayss: Deckstur, come and see "The Greatest Showman" with me.
Deckstur: But, I want to stay in bed for ten hours straight and get bed sores.
Grayss: It looks really good.

And it was really good. From that day forward, Deckstur Mousebarg never once argued with Grayss again and never made plans to develop bed sores.

by PositivelyPisces January 17, 2018