do not go there

An extended and more emphatic use of the expression "don't go there". An urgent appeal to not follow a line of reasoning to its ultimate conclusion for fear that the conclusion will be offensive, unpleasant, or generally objectionable. The ultimate emphatic use would be "Do. Not. Go. There." with breathless pauses between each word. In general, a dire warning that grave consequences will follow from "going there".

A: "So, the two of them had a one-night stand and she forgot to take her birth control pill..."
B: <interjecting> Don't go there.
A: "...and, wouldn't you know it, nine months later..."
B: <more urgently> Do not go there!
A: "...yup, that's right...presto, instant teenage mother."
B: Damn. You went there.

by The Mensa Man December 14, 2011

Go for a walk

A term often used to ask people to hook up with them at boarding school

Jim: “Hey Sally, wanna go for a walk before study hall?”
Sally: “Jim you know I have a boyfriend, so no I do not want to go for a walk with you

by Cushkid June 9, 2020

go pub

what people say when they mean 'lets go to the pub'.

JOHNNY: oi after school lets go pub
EVERYONE: ok

by ~innocent~ February 8, 2008

Going Incognito

A term used for when you hide your browser history during masturbation.

My willy sure looked wrecked after going incognito for the 4th time today.

by Passthatdutch June 5, 2018

going clegg

royally screwing over your friends or coworkers in an awesome fashion.

Joe: "Fuck work and fuck you guys im out" Abe "Whats he doing i needed a ride home? Frank: "........Going clegg, watch you wallet"

by Willie B There October 2, 2013

go to Barnes

To defecate in a public restroom, esp. when one has entered the establishment containing it exclusively for the purpose of defecating.

I stopped into a Starbucks and snuck in the back to go to Barnes.

by Matthais Q. Lorosots January 6, 2006

Kum&Go

To leave abruptly after sex.

To spooge and split; fuck and flee; screw and skeedaddle; bang and blow; blow and goodbye.

Also for some reason a chain of convenience stores in Wyoming; formerly 7-11s.

I once was so busy that I had to Kum&Go behind the Kum&Go.

"Is that seriously what they're called?"

"For the last time, YES. Fucking google it!"

by Loaf&Jug April 14, 2014