George Washington

The first POTUS, and the guy you never listened to when it came to political parties.

George Washington: "Let me now warn you in the most solemn manner against the baneful effects of the spirit of party. The common and continual mischiefs of the spirit of party are sufficient to make it the interest and duty of a wise people to discourage and restrain it. It serves always to distract the public councils and enfeeble the public administration. It agitates the community with ill-founded jealousies and false alarms; kindles the animosity of one part against another. In governments purely elective, it is a
spirit not to be encouraged."
*Centuries later...2024 presidential election nominates Donald Trump as the forty-seventh president of the United States.*
Guy: "What the fuck? How did this happen?"
Sabrina: "This country is gay. Figuratively."
That guy with the goatee & wraparound shades: "FUCK YEAR! 'murica will be BETTER THAN EVER!"
George Washington: "...you all fail me."

by 7568ino April 25, 2025

George WashingSunc

When you're talking about the president and the president is highkey sunc. (refer to thesuncman definition of sunc)

Boy, that president is George WashingSunc! (bill clinton)
Friend: yeah sunc boy

by TheSuncMan June 2, 2025

George Wayne

White. Power.

George Wayne The delivery of clean white power

by End is near the edge August 25, 2025

dirty george washington

The act of fucking your dog repeatedly then kissing your wife as a bird bites your dick off.

Man the Dirty George Washington hurts a lot but sure was it fun!

by dasani_water☆ September 5, 2023

Pulling a George Washington

V/ To work from home... Named after the fact that George Washington was the only president to never ACTUALLY live in the white house. Instead, he governed from Mount Vernon!

Once, I forgot to hand in my work for French... Good job the lesson was on Thursday, and my then-teacher of French liked pulling a George Washington on Fridays.

by Itz Rob November 27, 2016

Rikudaloo Jarlumpkin Hurnoodle Lolimclolilols Grumplestartyukle Igloomcgee George WashingJohnson

A long ass name.

Person 1: Did you see Steven has a new name?
Person 2: Yeah, it's Rikudaloo Jarlumpkin Hurnoodle Lolimclolilols Grumplestartyukle Igloomcgee George WashingJohnson.

by heelies to escape my feelies January 19, 2018

George Bush Welcome

being booed on arrival

"He certainly was expecting a round of applause, but he got a brutal George Bush Welcome."

by wannabeapanther February 7, 2009