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double-fucktard

Pronunciation duhb-uhl-fuhk-tahrd

{double} twice as large, heavy, strong, etc.; twofold in size, amount, number, extent, etc.: a double portion; a new house double the size of the old one.

{fuck}a person, esp. one who is annoying or contemptible

{tard}a person who is stupid, obtuse, or ineffective in some way: a hopeless social retard.
"Like Double-Mint Gum?" "No, like Double-FuckTard!"

-Shady Grady
by Beer Tits July 9, 2009
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Fucktard

One who displays attributes and/or behavior expected from the mentally ill, though known to be healthy in all regards. Usually assigned an HVT covername so simple references to them remain reasonably secure.

Alt. spelling: Phaktard (so as not to offend the ignorant yet easily offended)
Telling people on fire they should drink more water. (absent of sarcasm)

Asking if they have time for a shower when told they're needed immediately.

Sentence: That fucktard HVT Harry started this TPS coversheet business!
by Four Horsemen July 8, 2006
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fucktard

a fucking retard, morethen a retard but not quite a shittard!!!
when ur dumbass friend decides she wants to drink under age, thats a fucktard move.
by gossiplove429 April 13, 2008
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fucktabulastic

when something is so fucken amazingly awesome that their is no word that can express the amount of joy and happyness that you feel you scream FUCKTABULASTIC!!!!!!
Dat bitches ass is just FUCKTABULASTIC!

Me and my girl have been going out now for 6 fucktabulastic months
by tye kelly (STK) June 10, 2008
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Fucktard

A blending of two words Fucking and retard. The term is to be used when there is no other explaination for a persons behavior.
My sister is a cop in an urban area and she called a naked drunk man a FUCKTARD!!
example:
Put some clothes on you FUCKTARD!!!

Why are u pulling a gun on your family...You FUCKTARD!
by princessabby25 September 13, 2009
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fucktard

a combination of a fucker and a retard...like when some one is just being so dumb and making you really mad.
your friend is being hella dumb and being an ass at the same time.
"dude your such a fucktard."
by thatgurlie October 29, 2009
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Fucktard

Fucktard - Noun
1. An person who is completely devoid of intelligence.
Do not eat the toilet paper you fucktard!
by 3rd Degree Burns September 10, 2011
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