by Mr.Preacher December 2, 2018
Get the Satan mug.The most arrogant, self sentered bastard you’ll ever meet, the enemy of God, the enemy of Humanity, hates all that is good, hates every one and every thing, hates all of creation, doomed to hell, but brings everyone possible down with him.
Satan is a defeated loser, the ONLY loser, maybe, Satan is a wretch, a beast, a dragon, but ultimately defeated by Jesus, our lord and savior, who you should seek instantly, because there’s no guarantee for tomorrow, find him, seek him, he’s the closest he’s ever been, find Jesus today.
Satan is a defeated loser, the ONLY loser, maybe, Satan is a wretch, a beast, a dragon, but ultimately defeated by Jesus, our lord and savior, who you should seek instantly, because there’s no guarantee for tomorrow, find him, seek him, he’s the closest he’s ever been, find Jesus today.
Satan deserves nothing.
by Joe mama1928478291 April 17, 2024
Get the Satan mug.When someone drunkenly vomits into a toilet and then proceeds to take two consecutive shits into it, thereby clogging it as they have no idea what the hell they are doing. The toilet is then left to sit in order to marinade for 2-3 days.
Colin: "Yo, who the fuck left satan's cumbucket in the bathroom? How in the hell are we gonna fix that?"
Jordan: "No idea man, that shit stinks! I don't even think Jesus himself could fix it... or that smell!!"
Jordan: "No idea man, that shit stinks! I don't even think Jesus himself could fix it... or that smell!!"
by XxHanSoloxX September 19, 2016
Get the Satan's Cumbucket mug.Guy: what do you say we turn up the heat in here?
Girl: you mean like satans den
Guy: yea
Girl: but my pussy is still burnt from last time
Girl: you mean like satans den
Guy: yea
Girl: but my pussy is still burnt from last time
by Imaketheseinpopeyesparkinglots July 21, 2022
Get the Satans den mug.by crusaderthefork (diabolical) August 8, 2022
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by Peter Sloterdijk June 2, 2022
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