footballio

people who are pretending not to be Townies but who actually are.
Stupid Townies

NOT Matt Fletcher (he's a Townie)

by bob harris December 15, 2004

football fielder

A person who looks good from a distance (such as 100 yards) but up close they are downright ugly.

"Look at him he is cute"
"Wait until we get closer he might be a football fielder"

by knowwhatimean January 30, 2010

Football-app

This mythical beast, similar the dragon and griffin, has its origins from traditional mythology and believed by some to be real creatures

'the football-app, its real... i diggle you not!'

by welshy1984 May 6, 2010

football beer

Any beer that is advertised during a football game, ie, mass produced American swill.

Get me a nice microbrew, I'm tired of football beer!

by Call_Me_Red April 23, 2011

football turrets

The yelling of random profanity while commenting on a football game. Commonly used when one's favorite team messes up a simple play.

Adella: What the fuck? How did that son of a bitch catch the damn ball?
Trevor: Sounds like someone has football turrets.

by Tvland3458 April 3, 2016

Football

An 11 aside game with a ball and two goals. The aim of the game is to score in the opponent's goal. This also the most popular sport worldwide

Football is a game created by the british

by LegitimateGod October 16, 2017

football

A sport filled with fags that love to preform anal sex after games.

Fag 1:Hey dude I love playing football cause i'm a fag

Fag 2:Same

by FAG-O-TRON-3000 January 23, 2018