Colvid and Flu Season

Replaces "Cold and Flu Season": why? because Covid is endemic and not going away.

Colvid and Flu season is around the corner so make sure to get your shots!

by palmerj December 29, 2021

freshman flu

A word for the sickness that spreads around for the first few months of a semester, caused by freshmen being taken from their isolated social-bubbles and being moved into dorms to live on top of each other.

A: “Aw man, I just moved into the dorms and now my neighbors and my roommate are all sick!”
B: “Sounds like the Freshman Flu’s going around again, better to just accept your fate.”

by That dude steve November 2, 2022

Shovel-Ready Flu Shot

The last shot you'll ever need, under The Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act. May contain lead and/or copper, will leaves trace GSR at the injection site.

Dude, your dad turned 70? Might as well sign him up for his shovel-ready flu shot now...
Bro, that shovel-ready flu shot is KILLER!

by geekthang November 2, 2012

Boo Flu

When a friend of yours has recently started dating another, and is suddenly unable to attend and social gatherings because he is with said boo.

"What happened to Jim?" "He got a case of the Boo Flu, we won't hear from him until he is single again"

by RockSickle September 14, 2012

Vape Flu

Similar to man-flu, when a person has illness symptoms because of the amount they vape, but blame it on a flu/cold.

Brian: Ugh I have such a sore throat from this cold! *vapes*
Tim: Nah youve just got vape flu

by liamEXISTS February 19, 2023

russian flu

A rare from of flu that starts off like a common cold, but you still end up dead. Then it turns out you had been poisoned with Polonium or some sort of neurotoxin.

Brian: "Have you heard about that spy who allegedly got poisoned in England?"
Sam: "Eh, he just got the russian flu, nothing out of the ordinary."

by anontheautisticretard March 13, 2018

Labatt Blue Flu

Another term for hangover that references a popular Canadian Beer called Labatt's Blue.

Dave: Looks like Joe called in sick today?
James: Another case of the Labatt Blue Flu?
Dave: Seems that way.

by the AV Flu January 3, 2025