A girl who hits a man's emotions until his hearts broken. In some cases this can result in the man giving out candy to small children as a hobby.
Tony: Dude, did you hear what happened between Susie and Melvin?
DeMarcus: Yeah man, I can't believe she broke up with him after 2 years for some forty year old, Hispanic carpenter named Jesus.
Tony: What a piñata girl!
DeMarcus: Is that why he kept trying to sell me a fucking snickers bar...?
DeMarcus: Yeah man, I can't believe she broke up with him after 2 years for some forty year old, Hispanic carpenter named Jesus.
Tony: What a piñata girl!
DeMarcus: Is that why he kept trying to sell me a fucking snickers bar...?
by SlingdogMillionaire October 22, 2013
Get the piñata girlmug. An online cult filled with crazed individuals that relentlessly harass Baillie Martin and her loved ones. They hold an infamous feud with Barron Trump’s fandom, the caviars, along with the Russian government, Harvard University, and the Vampire Weekend fans of Reddit. No one really knows why they exist or what their purpose is, but they definitely make themselves known.
Unknowing victim: “I just got a DM on Instagram from some people called the cottage girls, they asked me to help them with their manfiesto.”
Me: “BLOCK THEM!”
Me: “BLOCK THEM!”
by Fleshmonster November 11, 2021
Get the cottage girlsmug. The LITERAL equivalent to a Bart Simpson edit.
LIKES: Hydroflask, turtles, metal straws, scrunchies, big ass shirts that make them look like they aren't wearing pants, messy buns, etc.
DISLIKES: People with plastic straws.....
LIKES: Hydroflask, turtles, metal straws, scrunchies, big ass shirts that make them look like they aren't wearing pants, messy buns, etc.
DISLIKES: People with plastic straws.....
VSCO girl 1: And I oop sksksksksksksksksksk
VSCO girl 2: Dhmu sksksksksk, save the turtles!!
VSCO girl 3: OMG IS THAT A PLASTIC STRAWW???? SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSK
Me: What the ACTUAL fuck? Even if you throw away my straw there's still a plastic cup.
VSCO girl 2: Dhmu sksksksksk, save the turtles!!
VSCO girl 3: OMG IS THAT A PLASTIC STRAWW???? SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSK
Me: What the ACTUAL fuck? Even if you throw away my straw there's still a plastic cup.
by Thas_On_Jah September 1, 2019
Get the vsco girlmug. Usually a good looking girl who is not afraid of paintball. Normally Irish (because the irish are fearless beasts) dutch or french ey are cool also)
Paintball coach about paintball girl: Dayum, that Irish girl sure is smoking, on the paintball feild and outside if ya know what i mean!
by Meabbhos August 21, 2011
Get the Paintball Girlmug. A Chevy Girl is a woman obsessed with Chevy vehicles. Especially Chevy trucks. It seems common for them to hate any other sort of vehicle manufacturer for apparently no real reason. Further, it seems most likely they are usually farm/country girls, small town girls, or city girls pretending to be country.
by xx_adverb_xx January 3, 2015
Get the chevy girlmug. I started dating the most unpopular girl in school because of the intense competition among guys and she's out of every Chad guys' radar.
by Saitama 777 November 4, 2020
Get the Unpopular girlmug. A female which upon first sight makes you so helplessly infatuated that you would break your dating fast for her, thus "threatening" your personal growth.
by ASJ22 March 22, 2022
Get the Threat Girlmug.