car flinch

A reflexive reaction, when driving an automobile, to a sudden obstacle or condition outside the car. The reaction can take the form of ducking one's head, swerving one's body to the side, or otherwise moving one's body. The reaction does not affect the steering or direction of the car, however. The reaction is typically irrational, given that the outside obstacle does not truly threaten the vehicle passengers.

When driving near the airport runway, I car flinched when an airplane came in for landing over our heads. I car flinched last night when a bird suddenly flew towards the front of my car.

by Goober4720 September 1, 2008

Laxo finter Webs

Laxofinterwebs.
The lack of internet connection. Or lagging.

"I lagg for laxo Dx"
"wtf is that?"
"Laxo Finter Webs! :O"
"Oh."

by GoldOilMarker March 17, 2009

Caso' Flenta

Curb stomping. when a man tries to get out of a gang, he must bite a curb and anopther gang member stomps on his head. if the man lives he is free.

bitch wants to Caso' Flenta!!

by Jake Willinton April 26, 2009

Bro-fliction

Find the definition of "bro" and this person is the one always seen wearing some sort of MMA t-shirts (afliction, archaic, tapout). The shirt size is usually a SMedium, one shirt size too small.

Bro-fliction is looking large and in charge today, looks like he needs a protein shake.

by BigShotCalla May 24, 2010

Signal Flinch

While waiting at a traffic signal for the light to change from red to green, you notice that the left turn arrow changes green without the forward light changing green. Just by seeing the light change you step on the gas alittle bit and then realize that your lane is still stopped. Causing the car to flinch. Typically implies that you are alert or that you are in a rush to go somewhere. Senario may be applied vice versa.

(While second in line waiting at a traffic signal in the forward lane)

Driver: I really hope the light changes soon.
Passenger: Yeah me too.
~Left turn lane changes green, but forward light remains red~
~ Car first in line on forward lane begins to go as if the forward light was green, realizes it is still red and stops; causing the vehicle to flinch moving forward a few inches~
Driver: Whoa! Did you see that guy ahead of us!?
Passenger: Yeah! He just did a Signal Flinch!
Driver: He must be in a rush to get out of here.

by Citruslump September 20, 2011

cronch flict

A conflict within the dirty vagina of your bitch girlfriend

My girlfriend is currently having internal cronch flict

by cronch November 24, 2014

Intersection Fling

When you are crossing an intersection and you exchange interested looks with someone of the opposite sex, but are unable to make a move, because you're in an intersection.

I'm telling you Jerry, had it been any other part of the road, it wouldn't have been an intersection fling. Now I've missed my opportunity!

by SeinfeldFan July 15, 2015