getting flat

a state of laying horizontal due to an excess amount of drinking, movement ect. May entail vomiting and weight gain.

After a late night of drinking, all i could think about was getting flat at 262.

by Dr. Feel good 262 April 29, 2009

Nigga Flat

A black girl with a flat ass

Guy1: I fucked a girl last night
Guy2: Was she nigga flat
Guy1: Yeah
Guy2: Damn

by RandomFuttBuck April 21, 2014

Cow pissing on a flat rock

A particularly hard rain storm. In other words, it's coming down so hard, it's as if a cow is pissing on a flat rock.

"Wow, look at them clouds rolling in."
"Yep, it's getting set to rain like a cow pissing on a flat rock!"

by HAL 9000 February 26, 2008

10 seconds flat

A term used by bronies when they boast that they can do something fast. It originated from ep. 1 of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic when Rainbow Dash stated that she could "Clear all the clouds from the sky in 10 seconds flat"

Hey, I just beat your best time in Mario Cart!" "Meh, I could do it in 10 seconds flat.

by MOTHER FUCKING RAINBOW DASH August 7, 2011

lying flat

Lying flat refers to a defeatist lifestyle in Chin, where people stop working, desiring material acquisition, and tap out of any social life – sometimes for good. By lying flat, young people are participating in a kind of non-cooperation movement, rather than surrendering themselves to China's oppressive work culture where they see little hope of social mobility.

I’m not going to try to get a better job so I can afford to start a family, I’m just lying flat.

by Freeo11 June 4, 2021

raining like a double-cunted cow pissing on a flat rock

An archaic "hick" term for heavy rain or snow fall.

"Sheeeeeet! It sure is cumin' down out there! Raining like a double-cunted cow pissing on a flat rock!"

by Carl J. Maltese April 28, 2007

a flat

xanax

I'm off a flat, I'm not feeling you.

by Greatbosh August 26, 2017