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crunch fitness boulder

Boulder Colorado's finest gym with its exceptional staff and state of the art equipment. You never know what you're gonna get at this gym location with its exceptional crack-heads meandering outside and its state of the art Karen's lurking for their money back. And don't forget that gym milf that can give you anything you need. What a place. Gotta love Boulder! Sometimes you have to wonder, is it even a real place?
Where would I be without crunch fitness boulder, swol frat guys, and leggings; god this place is like Christmas and its OPEN 24 HOURS!
by OHYESYESBABY August 21, 2023
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Adam Sandler Fit

Named after the comedian who commonly wears this attire, the term may describe somebody wearing large cargo shorts and an oversized shirt.
Person 1: "look at Jerry, really got the Adam Sandler Fit today"
Person 2: "lmaooo true"
by Buddy_Trolley November 24, 2022
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Spacka fit

When a girl is dopey or clumsy, acting in a way which resembles a spastic. But at the same time, these actions make them more attractive or deemed fit.
*Jenny drops her pen and laughs like a mong

Josh: She's such a spaz but kinda cute
Tim: Yeah bro, she's spacka fit.
by User327584672 December 19, 2019
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Jerry Fit

Act of being very drunk on sailor jerry rum or any other alcohol which could lead to vommiting.
Aggers looks like he is having a jerry fit.
by String1 February 23, 2017
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Fab Fit Flex

This is a term to describe when someone has the ability to dress well all the time. They do not necessarily boast about it and sometimes may not realize it.
Archie: "Man Smiley, I got it bad dude. So bad I'm losin' sleep."
Smiley: "What's up, Archie?"
Archie: "My boss at work is so gorgeous that it's hard for me to concentrate. If I hear her voice, I get nervous."
Smiley: "Wow! Sounds like a good problem to have!"
Archie: "Even worse, she's got the fab fit flex and she don't even know it! She said people have knocked her clothes!"
Smiley: "Dang! That's terrible. Sound like she surrounds herself with suckers! Give her some props, brother!"
by von groovy June 23, 2024
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Fan fit

When a member of a fandom goes on and on and on about their fictional crush or their favorite part of the fandom.
My daughter had a fan fit about why aren't real life men like Percy Jackson.
by Bajashell July 23, 2025
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