A person who always leaves to get milk for no fucking reason at all and will only come back when you become famous.
Father: Alright son Ima head out and get the milk
Me: But we got milk 2 hours ago
Father: You know me, you can never have too much milk!
Me: He’s not getting milk
Me: But we got milk 2 hours ago
Father: You know me, you can never have too much milk!
Me: He’s not getting milk
by Amogusss June 13, 2022
Get the Fathermug. Father Cleomenis (Pater Kleomenis) is a Greek Orthodox priest, whose role upon this world is to find Jewish dogs and parish them from the God's land.
His main ability is chocolate cake throwing (often followed by the sound: ziiiiiiioum ,antio (goodbye)). He rides his motorcycle and breaks the law in his adventure to find all satan's children and throw eggs at them. His clothing consists of a dark robe and a black hat with the orthodox cross, giving him God's protection. His beard is long and fluffy to intimidate anyone who opposes him. Be ware all of you marked by The Beast, because he is the one to toll thy death bell.
His main ability is chocolate cake throwing (often followed by the sound: ziiiiiiioum ,antio (goodbye)). He rides his motorcycle and breaks the law in his adventure to find all satan's children and throw eggs at them. His clothing consists of a dark robe and a black hat with the orthodox cross, giving him God's protection. His beard is long and fluffy to intimidate anyone who opposes him. Be ware all of you marked by The Beast, because he is the one to toll thy death bell.
Quick, John, hide. We have sinned. I can hear the chocolate cakes slamming into the soil. Father Cleomenis is near. There is no escape.
by agreekguyanastasis November 20, 2021
Get the Father Cleomenismug. by yourfootttttttttt February 7, 2025
Get the Fathermug. this is where the father says he’s going to get some cigarettes or Stella and completely ditches the family
Evan: dad can you pick up some candy from the shop
Father: sweet kid
Evan leaves ...
father : stupid little naka thinks am getting him sweets fuk this am not comin back me like kid FUK U EVAN I’m gonna do the disappearing father trick
Father: sweet kid
Evan leaves ...
father : stupid little naka thinks am getting him sweets fuk this am not comin back me like kid FUK U EVAN I’m gonna do the disappearing father trick
by Hi I’m Evan February 20, 2020
Get the Disappearing father trickmug. There is not much known about this guy accept he is a hard-working kind person and the father to Aiden Gelston. He may be really kind, but he is also really scary when you do something really bad.
Aiden Gelston: I got caught up at 12 by my dad and he whipped me with the belt!!!
Me: Oh no that's not good!
Me: Aiden Gelston's father seems very unkind, but you got to give some discipline somehow!!!
Me: Oh no that's not good!
Me: Aiden Gelston's father seems very unkind, but you got to give some discipline somehow!!!
by GigaMan77 August 11, 2024
Get the Aiden Gelston's Fathermug. Also goes by the name Daddy tally or Metallica4ever. The father of the DI-32 immigrants coming to DI-17. Also the funder of the Sweden meetup.
by ailuriidae June 16, 2021
Get the Father Tallymug. 