FPT

First-person-thumber, just like every FPS title, except instead of with guns, all the baddies are portrayed as also madly mashing their thumbs on smartphones and controllers.

I saw this highlarious FPT yesterday, where the targets were like at a carnival, with ducks and shit, trying to shoot you back.

by tooteller February 10, 2019

FPS

Fudge Packer Syndrome. A common mental state brought on by inserting your penis into too many anal passages.

Mark gercken has come down with FPS boys, i'm afraid he'll have to be kept isolated from men for a few weeks.

by Muzza2k March 10, 2005

FP

Flip Phone

a wireless device used to communicate with other people from a distance.

show me your new FP.

by bob_1000 April 19, 2006

fph

This is an english abbreviation of the cantonese phrase "發脾氣". The phrase means to "lose temper" or to get extremely angry. This word is pronounced as "F P H" (i.e. individual alphabets seperately). This word is mainly used as a verb, but it can also be used as an adjective. When used as an adjective, it describes that the noun would cause one to lose temper.

1. (v) The car in front of me is driving extremely slow, I am starting to fph.
2. (adj) The car in front of me is driving extremely slow. That car is very fph.

by fph_person September 8, 2006

fph

Future Potential Husband

His FPH rating is 9!!!

by natalie February 25, 2008

FPC

Fetal Position Cry.

This essay is going really badly, I'm totes gonna have an FPC.

by FPC-er November 7, 2011

FP

One of the legendary Visper Crew. beware! this arab son-of-a-bitch smuggles babies and steals a towel off your ass in a sauna!

REWARDS: $50000 Alive, $100000 Dead, $100 if you return my child

by Cold0ne March 19, 2003