evan stegall

a very awesome and attractive boy who is a complete savage and boss.

Man you are an evan stegall today

by Wrath of E August 19, 2016

evan gregory

A total ass who is self center. Has no regard for others or their prior engagements. Always tries to force others to do what he is doing

Last night he pulled an Evan Gregory so I started doing crack

by Mountainbiker April 25, 2017

Evan Day

a fat fucking idiot

Stop being an Evan Day, no one likes you.

by ZJasonZ May 5, 2017

Evan Hawk

Someone so intellectually lacking that they can only be referred to as a fucking idiot.

I was talking to my friend until he started acting like an Evan Hawk so I sacrificed him to Adolf Hitler.

by Anal salad May 7, 2019

evan big dick

likes to suck girl's boobs like andrea's

Evan big dick is a nice person because he is a boobsucker.

by ygfdxxdtfyugoiogfcdcfygviuohbi June 9, 2020

evan franks

heckin chonker with bulging eyes

Person 1: that man is morbidly obese
Person 2: i think its evan franks

Person 1: understandable

by jablinski games November 12, 2020

Evan James Tucker

This is the name of god. Evan James Tuckers are probobly the most saught after men on earth. They have milfs for mothers, and NICE BUTTS. Pinch em, they won't mind;) They're normally very musically talented and definately the best friends you can ever make! They'll wear chick bracelets for their best friend. No lie. Hazaah for Evans!(:

Chick: I'm praying.
Dude: To God?
Chick: No way! To Evan James Tucker.

by OhhMyAshnitz(: May 20, 2010