When you wake up your partner by pinching off two crumpets on their chest and then teabag ginger them after you fill their mouth with piss
by albynospyder July 28, 2015
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by da LLL foundurr fo shizzle November 12, 2004
Get the english wood mug.An absolute fucking monstrosity to humanity, if you see him he will melt your face with his indescribable stench. It will hurt a lot... but don't worry that's only the first part. After he will take you to his "house" and he will rape you with diligent intent, his massive cock will enter your nose but rapidly come out of your ear and it will stay there for quite some time. A day or so will pass and purple pustule's will begin to grow on your lower abdomen. I have observed over many days and I have discovered that there is some sort of liquid that oozes out every 48 hours and it burns the skin as it runs down the body, Don't panic though you will still be awake when this is going on so you need to think fast before the first goo sack pops. I will try to conduct my own experience... if I do not respond in the first 48 hours i will be dead.
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EnglishDave Is A Label Used To Describe An Unapologetic, Sarcastic, Outspoken, Kinda Guy & Is Never Afraid To Tell You Exactly How Much Of A Bloody Idiot You Are. He Can Win Any Arguement By LoudLy & Firmly Saying The Word Fuck A Lot & Never Passes Up Any Opportunity To Mention His Dick & Balls In General Conversation. EnglishDave Will Make Your Jaw Drop, Your Momma Faint & Your Panties Loose.
EnglishDave Is A Label Used To Describe An Unapologetic, Sarcastic, Outspoken, Kinda Guy & Is Never Afraid To Tell You Exactly How Much Of A Bloody Idiot You Are. He Can Win Any Arguement By LoudLy & Firmly Saying The Word Fuck A Lot & Never Passes Up Any Opportunity To Mention His Dick & Balls In General Conversation. EnglishDave Will Make Your Jaw Drop, Your Momma Faint & Your Panties Loose.
"Oh man, That EnglishDave Is Straight Up Savage. He Has No Room For Your Feelings & Bullshit Drama."
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GodFrostAngel: "Hello EnglishPeter, would you like to come to our Bible Study class next week. The Profiler will be there, and he wants to help you?"
EnglishPeter: "Get f~!@ed, you godgobbing c#$t, shove your bible s%^t up your a&*e. And stop calling me EnglishPeter, I'm trying to be an Australian!"
GodFrostyAngel: "I'm sorry Peter, but isn't Peter your name?"
EnglishPeter: "Get f~!@ed, you godgobber!"
EnglishPeter: "Get f~!@ed, you godgobbing c#$t, shove your bible s%^t up your a&*e. And stop calling me EnglishPeter, I'm trying to be an Australian!"
GodFrostyAngel: "I'm sorry Peter, but isn't Peter your name?"
EnglishPeter: "Get f~!@ed, you godgobber!"
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