English Braid

The opposite of a french braid, just opposite because it’s from the united states

i love english braid it’s better than foreign braids

by Bold-Pear904 September 13, 2019

English or Spanish

“ “Do you speak English or Spanish?” is a meme referencing prank videos by famous TikToker @alfonsopinpon_ who posed the challenge “whoever moves first is gay.”” When someone says English or Spanish the person they say it to stands still or else they’re gay. This started when @alfonsopinpon_ would go to prank people he would say English or Spanish, because he lived in a bilingual area, and people would automatically freeze and they knew a prank was coming.

Man 1: English or Spanish?
Man 2:( Freezes)
Man 3: He’s not falling for that, he’s not gay.

by Austyyyyyn June 16, 2024

The English

The most common plague in 25% of the world

1: Did you hear about the civil war in Ethiopia?
2: Was it the English?

by Yerdas Selzavon May 28, 2021

Driving English

Driving on the wrong side of the road, against traffic. Someone is "Driving English" if they are recklessly driving on the left side of a road in a country which drives on the right. It should be noted that only countries of colonial

English influence (United States excluded) drive on the left side of the road.

Almost got popped by some drunk ass driving english! He didn't even see the median!

Had to swerve off the road yesterday. A fire truck was driving english to avoid a clusterfuck of traffic.

by E_Man_24 June 22, 2021

English Class

Where all the double digit iq reject fucks go to teach, because theyre too braindead to actually teach a real class or subject

id rather kill myself than go to english class tomorrow

by toejerk October 9, 2023

English Teachers

Stupid fat cunt that has nothing going for herself other then that dumpy...
Graduated from an online university with some bullshit degree.
wanted to be a teacher but was too retarded so she settles on english.
Thinks she can restrict us from going out to lunch because she has daddy issues??

Fuck, i hate our new english teachers.
Yea she's got nothing going for herself other then that ass.
Dumb bitch probs got pregnant just to have days off.

by FUCK ENGLISH TEACHERS! September 7, 2022

English

A language you can learn from a young age but never really understand.

English grammar baffles me.l

by Ellietheelaphant July 10, 2016