engineering syndrome

A condition in which engineering, math, science, or other STEM majors have extreme difficulty talking to the opposite sex. Often these people are hold up in their "comfy zone", library, home, or some other quiet location studying. Because of this, people who suffer from Engineering Syndrome are single and lonely because their grades in college cannot afford to be stunted by parties or socializing.

I got on Tinder, but my Engineering Syndrome kicked in and I never messaged him/her.

by ThatEngineer July 12, 2016

Power Engineer

Definition: A power engineer is a certified technician who tends to the repair , Maintenance of boiler systems most commonly in the oil and gas industry. However they can also work in Hospitals , schools and any building with massive boiler and other mechanical systems.

Another term used: “Rig Rat”

Known Characteristics: Men and women who do nothing at work besides talk about Danger Kats and sledding. Once in awhile they look at a computer panel. Yet they always talk about how much work they put in compared to other professions. They also feel personally attacked by a 16 year old girl who protests for environmental change. The Power Engineers way of arguing there side of environmental debates are by “rolling coal” as they would call it. But understand as much as these men and women may piss you off, they are necessary in order to keep society running.

NOTE: Few are respectable and smart citizens ! Not many but they are out there.

After a 10 year career in the patch, Power Engineer Mike had to shut off his Netflix and fix an actual boiler.

Man is that Power Engineer Sarah ever an asshole, but we gotta pay someone to watch the plant !

Although there attitudes are not always the best, thank the lord for Power Engineers!

by Alberta Proud October 8, 2019

Eugene

An amazing guy who is everything a person could wish for. He is smart, determined, and ambitious. Once he starts something he always sticks with it and finished no matter how hard. He is really self conscious and it is a tad obvious. He cares so much about his appearance even though he is perfect the way he is. He is a total chick magnet but he either doesn't know it or care at all because of his self consciousness. He is tall and has a nice figure which drives the ladies crazy. If he had more confidence in himself he would be irresistible. He has a nice voice and can come off as a flirt sometimes. He likes to do little romantic gestures occasionally but doesn't realize it. Everyone except for Eugene can see how nice and truly amazing he is.

Girl 1: All of the guys around here suck!
Girl 2: Yeah... But Eugene...
Girl 1: Oh, he's an acception ;)
Girl 3: He's nice and all but I'm warning you, everyone loves Eugene. And I mean everyone!

by Excuji me beach April 11, 2018

Enginerd

A male engineer.

Did you see 4 eyes over there, he was a total enginerd

by BRDR March 17, 2011

african engineering

A word which racist use because they forget who began engineering and this whole smart thing

by KillaGill August 7, 2003

Eugene

A character from the video game Tales of Rebirth. He appears to be a humoniod-panther with a wigglely braid.

Eugene has a wigglely braid.

by kaori333 January 12, 2009

structural engineer

While they tend to be very intelligent and mild mannerd, the modern Strutural Engineer is more than likely extremely Gay. They tend to exhibit normal heterosexual behavior when in public, often times pretending to have wives and families and even act like Conservatives. Once they get in the comfort of their office where they are surrounded by their other Structural Engineering “Companions” their real feelings come out. They often times stay at their place of work late while drinking strawberry daqueries and having all male orgies.

Two Structural Engineers were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"

The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."

The first engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

by Architects Against Gay Engineers (A.A.G.E.) December 11, 2008