emotionally tonedef

Growing up with no one confiding anything in you so when you enter puberty you don't know how to interact with peers. You keep thinking something magical will fix it and you end up in your thirties having no friends and not being able to emotionally connect/bond/gel with anything other than dogs and maybe cats.

When I grew up no one talked to me so I never learned how to talk. This made me emotionally tonedef so that now the only communication I have is emotionless stuff about hard facts and topics. There's no joy in it. It feels like I have no where to go with anyone.

by emotionally_tonedef June 3, 2014

Emotion spasm

Outburst of multiple feelings

When you yell, cry, and scream at the same time, you're having an emotion spasm

by Emotional outburst April 2, 2015

emotionally nearsighted

When you let in-the-moment emotions drive your decisions because you only see how good they are for you in the short term, not how much they will likely fuck you over in the long term.

She is so emotionally nearsighted that marrying "Mr. Right Now" seemed like a better decision than waiting for "Mr. Right."

by rollercoasterbaby October 17, 2015

emotionally enclaved

When your body and mind are taken over by emotion without regard to boundaries

When I met the man of my dreams, I was emotionally enclaved with love and affection.

by Love child October 19, 2015

Emotional Milk

Something that is offered to those who need to harden the fuck up emotionally.

Oh look Jane's crying again, that bitch needs some emotional milk.

by renniehugh November 3, 2015

emotion spamming

Spamming on your keyboard due to excessive excitement, happiness, or sadness. Usually caused by someone's death in a book or tv show, or when it ends.

Girl #1: SOWBKSBDODJQOEBDKJFSKNWODBSKDNSOSNWOAJSINDSJ

Girl #2: Calm down and stop emotion spamming! Explain what happened.

by CrazyFanboy December 15, 2015

emoticon-encrypted

when your mother sends you a text message containing a string of indecipherable emoticons that make no sense but that she believes actually translate into a complete sentence from the English language or at least an organized thought that most readers can interpret and fully understand, but of course, don't.

You: "Thanks, mom! Love you!" Mom's text reply: "😁😱😜🎁" You reply: "emoticon-encrypted. no fucking clue."

by bluertrains March 17, 2016