Emily

Emily is like nails on a chalkboard. I HATE that name and Emily will probably be 16 and pregnant, even though she says she’s a devout Christian. She’ll say you are going to be the first to get pregnant but’s end up pregnant and boyfriend-less. She doesn’t have a boyfriend because she questions everything her boyfriend says and does, and then blames him. If her birthday is between may-July, DUMP THAT BITCH.

emily : why were you talking to my boyfriend?
You: we’re in the same class?
Emily: can you just...not talk to him and be a good friend
You: no?
Emily: whatever

by TheDonaldTrump February 22, 2020

Emily

Emily is an annoying twerp! she is outrageously stupid and ugly. This girl (i mean boi) is a hag. she’s tall like a giant snail. She looks like a box. plain and brown. she classisms she is mexican but really she identifies as a pig. be carful because this pig will eat up. I hate her. spit on any emily’s you see.

isabella: ew emily what a pig *spit*
Emily: Why did you spit on me!

isabella: because you are a hag *slap*

by aggdkdjdbhejrjdjdirhdbdhdh March 9, 2020

Emily

A very religious and weird girl who always swears when her mommy isn’t home but then when her mommy is home, then she’s an angel and she farts a lot and has a boyfriend man named Dominic who has an amazing sister called Lyric and that amazing sister named Lyric is better than all of these kiddos combined.

Emily: Sara you look like a monkey with a camel toe

by Funnesssss November 12, 2018

Emily

The whitest female name ever

Guy 1: Hi what’s you name?
White girl 1: My name is Emily.
Guy 1: Of course it is.

by Libtard Destroyed November 2, 2018

Emily

Emily is a smart girl , she is very competitive. She will do anything to win or beat anyone. She is sometimes too overconfident, she is beautiful and talkative.

Emily sometimes can be mean or rude but doesn’t realizes it. If you know a Emily , you’re a lucky person. She might be mean to you alot but she’s actually a good friend ❤️

Emily is a nice girl

by mekawaii13 December 23, 2018

Emily

Emily is an annoying ass bitch. She will take any ounce of attention from you and hold it over your head for the rest of your life. With similar mannerisms and actions that are similar to a serial killer, she wears a big smile on her dead eyed face. She loves easily, and a little too hard. She won’t hang up the phone unless you tell her you love her too. Even if you don’t share your location with her, she’ll find you. Never let an Emily go... not because she’s amazing, but because your life would be at risk.

Person 1: Okay Emily, I’ll talk to you later. Bye.

Emily: Bye I love youuuuu
Person 1: Byee

Emily: Okay, love you!
Person 1:
Emily:
Person 1:
Emily: I lov-
Person 1: LOVE YOU TOO BITCH

by chatiebowbatie November 25, 2019

Emily

Can talk a lot of shit.Is pretty but won’t get back.Fucks around a lot.Nice person to have a conversation with

See Emily their she is some state

by U know who x February 21, 2019