Emily

Emily is an annoying twerp! she is outrageously stupid and ugly. This girl (i mean boi) is a hag. she’s tall like a giant snail. She looks like a box. plain and brown. she classisms she is mexican but really she identifies as a pig. be carful because this pig will eat up. I hate her. spit on any emily’s you see.

isabella: ew emily what a pig *spit*
Emily: Why did you spit on me!

isabella: because you are a hag *slap*

by aggdkdjdbhejrjdjdirhdbdhdh March 9, 2020

Emily

Emily is like nails on a chalkboard. I HATE that name and Emily will probably be 16 and pregnant, even though she says she’s a devout Christian. She’ll say you are going to be the first to get pregnant but’s end up pregnant and boyfriend-less. She doesn’t have a boyfriend because she questions everything her boyfriend says and does, and then blames him. If her birthday is between may-July, DUMP THAT BITCH.

emily : why were you talking to my boyfriend?
You: we’re in the same class?
Emily: can you just...not talk to him and be a good friend
You: no?
Emily: whatever

by TheDonaldTrump February 22, 2020

Emily

Words to describe an Emily are endless. They are mature, and kind. They normally have blonde/light brown hair and hazel eyes. They normally think they are failures, but they aren’t. They tend to overwork themselves to the point where they get no sleep whatsoever. But, in the end, they just want their dreams to come true. They are overachievers, and try their hardest on things. An Emily can tend to talk very fast to the point of no one understanding what the hell she is saying. Her favorite thing is either school activities, or fanfiction over Harry Potter. She is super good at makeup and has a simple, yet unique style. If you have her as a best friend, you would know she is super shy and hates being in crowds. But she will do anything for you, once you have her trust, never loose it. It is super hard to regain it. So if you are dating/best friends with an Emily, hold it special to your heart. She may become distant at times, but she deeply cares about you.

Person: Woah. Who is that girl with the long curly hair!
Dude: Bro! That is Emily, she is so kind! She talks super fast though.
Best friend: Yeah, she tends to do that. Be careful, don’t mess with her friends!

by אני_רוֹזה_וּגיות February 23, 2019

Emily

Is a lesbian girl who loves girls all the time

omg im lesbian i love girls which is a emily

by asdnhtg4r3t March 6, 2020

Emily

she is a rat. She is holly😇. She is the nicest person ever.

You are such a Emily

by The_rat🐀❤ September 22, 2020

Emily

A very religious and weird girl who always swears when her mommy isn’t home but then when her mommy is home, then she’s an angel and she farts a lot and has a boyfriend man named Dominic who has an amazing sister called Lyric and that amazing sister named Lyric is better than all of these kiddos combined.

Emily: Sara you look like a monkey with a camel toe

by Funnesssss November 12, 2018

Emily

Emily is an annoying ass bitch. She will take any ounce of attention from you and hold it over your head for the rest of your life. With similar mannerisms and actions that are similar to a serial killer, she wears a big smile on her dead eyed face. She loves easily, and a little too hard. She won’t hang up the phone unless you tell her you love her too. Even if you don’t share your location with her, she’ll find you. Never let an Emily go... not because she’s amazing, but because your life would be at risk.

Person 1: Okay Emily, I’ll talk to you later. Bye.

Emily: Bye I love youuuuu
Person 1: Byee

Emily: Okay, love you!
Person 1:
Emily:
Person 1:
Emily: I lov-
Person 1: LOVE YOU TOO BITCH

by chatiebowbatie November 25, 2019