Eddie is a human experimentation project of REDACTED, the CIA’s rebooted successor to its MK-ULTRA project, and as of 2021 is its only surviving attempt to create an entity so stubborn it can withstand any level of psychosomatic torture. At the time of writing, Eddie has rejected around 1450 covert tests, almost unanimously considering them to be “weird nightmares”, regardless of whether they are performed while he is fully awake or not. Although their improbable levels of internal logic and plotline raise red flags among those he shares these “nightmares” with, the level of pigheadedness the CIA saw fit to grace him with makes the project extremely unlikely to be revealed.
Friend #1: Why the hell doesn’t Eddie have a psychiatrist?
Friend #2: I don’t know. He says they all ghost him.
Friend #2: I don’t know. He says they all ghost him.
by andrea63278879603 November 23, 2021
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Get the The Eddie Huang syndrome mug.A beautiful and sensitive soul. His heart beats with a rhythm that captivates everyone around him. Despite his nonchalant behavior, he is very kind and emotional. He cares about how others perceive him. He prefers 1-1 time with loved ones and has anxiety when introduced into crowds. He is gorgeous. the arch of his nose, his thick eyebrows and his warm smile. He is best matched with someone who is understanding and forgiving, because he often gets jealous and has a small temper due to his overwhelming desire to be loved. he needs someone to love him unconditionally, and someone who listens. because he doesn't talk much, most of his friends are very talkative.
"Whos is that?"
"oh thats sevs boyfriend Eddie"
"She is so lucky to have Eddie"
"im sure he feels the same way"
"oh thats sevs boyfriend Eddie"
"She is so lucky to have Eddie"
"im sure he feels the same way"
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After the initial pool match is complete, a rematch will immediately be brought up. Followed by the owner of the pool hall kicking her out before the rematch is complete. Sucking you into playing her again on a different day. Her methods aren't conventional, yet extremely effective
After the initial pool match is complete, a rematch will immediately be brought up. Followed by the owner of the pool hall kicking her out before the rematch is complete. Sucking you into playing her again on a different day. Her methods aren't conventional, yet extremely effective
Chump 1: I'm tired, I'm going home
Fast Eddie: wanna play some scotch doubles bank 8?
Chump 1: yeah, but my partner is the best player in the room
Fast Eddie: doesn't matter let's fuckin go race to 3
Fast Eddie: wanna play some scotch doubles bank 8?
Chump 1: yeah, but my partner is the best player in the room
Fast Eddie: doesn't matter let's fuckin go race to 3
by Willyc73 July 10, 2024
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