My ding dong

A very large object

Look at my ding dong.

by Gez man wayyy boz July 02, 2019

ding dong scrumpins

Fuckin'

Yeah, I heard the neighbors through the walls having some ding dong scrumpins

by moobler March 19, 2021

schlong dong silver

The condition wich becomes a man as he ages and his pubic hair turns grey.

I don't know what's up, I don't have any grey hairs on my head but I definitely have a schlong dong silver.

by B1BrealBu May 16, 2018

dong nada

having a very small penis. almost non-existant.

We were getting hot and heavy, but when I reached down between his legs it was dong nada, so I faked diarreah and left.

by Lynda Loo November 13, 2007

Rubber dong

A soft gay persons dick that is non intimidating since it’s a gay persons

Bro I was watching this show and these two gay guys just whipped out they’re rubber dongs and I realized I was actually on a porn channel

by soft non-intimidating dick February 21, 2018

dong juice

Ejaculate which does not contain mature sperm.

My 13 year old son couldn't have gotten her pregnant! He was just shootin dong juice!

by scbdd9015 December 23, 2013

Suck the Dong Bong

There's a thing called a dong bong - it is a beer bong with a penis on the end of it where you put your mouth. So if you want to say something really and truly sucks you say that they suck the dong bong...because it is humiliating.

Melissa: Have you heard of that band, Fall Out Boy?
Annie: Oh yeah man, they suck the dong bong.

by NatashaSmiles July 02, 2009