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cyber-baggage

The problems people carry on one website bought from another website for everyone else to deal with.
Person A: Arghhh, I hate the facebook crowd, that website annoys me, now show me your profile photo if I'll talk bad about you too.

Person B: Damn, you came from facebook to tell me to show me your picture, after not getting your way on facebook? You clearly got cyber-baggage from that website on you for us to deal with.
by I_am_a_loser January 11, 2015
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Cyberwank

When you have "cyber sex" with someone in one massive wall of text, including all foreplay, sexual contact, and climax, without any input from the other party, and usually without invitation.
Jane: This guy messaged me on OkC. Didn't say hi, just started describing how he wanted to fuck me.

Laura: He cyberwanked at you? Gross!
by offtheball June 20, 2014
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CyberDante-ed

Gettin Rekt/Shrekt by Dante in a video game.
You just got CyberDante-ed!
by CyberDanted April 5, 2015
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Cyber-paranormal

When a strange or paranormal experience occurs in the realms of a technological environment.
I went on Worlds last night and had the most cyber-paranormal experience of my life!
by Blankfaece July 1, 2015
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cyberwarrior

A computer expert engaged in the infiltration or sabotage of information systems, or in the defence of information systems against outside attack, typically for strategic or military purposes
for the governments facing increasing computer attacks, the biggest challenge is finding the right cyberwarriors to fight back
by comprehensive April 17, 2016
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Cyberpussy

That premium metallic good good that you slide into when you do not have a human partner. You could also just stick your dick in a DVD player and see if that does anything for you...
Aw god my internet is so slow. It took so long to download that Cyberpussy last night.

My dick is sore after crushing that VHS player last night.
by Aidan Decoco August 2, 2016
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Cybershitspeak

A series of technical sounding words in an effort to look like you know what you are talking about concerning information security to sell a product or a service to executives.
"There is a dramatic difference between cyber risk management and vulnerability management. the latter assumes the former is in occurring" is cybershitspeak meaning nothing.
by krypt3ia November 18, 2016
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