The noodles that are fermenting and molding on your gamer boyfriend’s desk as you are performing mediocre sex that both of you fail to finish off to
Bob: Man! I just ate a whole steaming cup of Cuck Noodles!
Colin: Damn, that sucks! Want to use my vibrator to finish?
Colin: Damn, that sucks! Want to use my vibrator to finish?
by Keyble March 17, 2024
Get the Cuck Noodlesmug. A cuck, short for cuckold, is a well known fetish where one person in a relationship engages in coital activity whilst the other watches.
For example;
Lloyd: “hey i got cucked pretty back last night”
Dan: “what happened bro?”
Lloyd: “my gf fucked you, remember?!”
Lloyd: “hey i got cucked pretty back last night”
Dan: “what happened bro?”
Lloyd: “my gf fucked you, remember?!”
by Gooseburgy May 17, 2023
Get the Cuckmug. A man who hit on your girl while she is with you. He will do anything to smash her while your dating her. They also let the girlfriends do whatever they want and cucks wouldn't even care if there girlfriend smashed another guy in front of them.
by Cuck Lord 3000 November 17, 2020
Get the Cuckmug. Someone who is genuinely unfunny, yet believes themself to be a true comedian. They repeat their jokes when nobody laughs at them, because they believe that the joke was unheard.
Person 1: Oh you know Sam D.?
Person 2: Yeah. He’s a real Cuck Clown.
Person 1: Yeah, I hope he learns how unfunny he is.
Person 2: Yeah. He’s a real Cuck Clown.
Person 1: Yeah, I hope he learns how unfunny he is.
by Vietnamonkey April 21, 2024
Get the Cuck Clownmug. by yurtness June 9, 2022
Get the cuckmug. by AWasteOfAir June 7, 2018
Get the Cuckedmug. When a woman tires of a relationship, but benefits from it too much to leave, then "separates" from her significant other, but continues cohabitation while dating others.
by Representin' AZ June 27, 2022
Get the Cuckingmug.