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Get the He is cracked at fn mug.A charming euphemism for all sorts of unpleasant urban dwellers, namely junkies, crack-heads, bums, shop lifters and the insane.
Similarly, when engaged in hostile confrontation with these people, one has been 'crackerjack'd.'
Similarly, when engaged in hostile confrontation with these people, one has been 'crackerjack'd.'
by Matt Hewitt June 28, 2008
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Tax that unfairly targets white people. Most recent example is a result of President Barack Obama's health care reform law. Indoor tanning salons will charge customers a 10 percent tax beginning in July as a result of the U.S. health-care overhaul signed into law by President Barack Obama. The tax is overtly racist because a dispoportinate number of white people lie in tanning beds!
The cracker tax is another form of reverse racism. Taxing tanning beds would be like white people taxing Kwanzaa, fried chicken or watermelons.
by SheilaPrince March 31, 2010
Get the Cracker Tax mug.Cracker Barrel has great breakfast and an interesting store in front + a lot of hot country girls work there.
by yavin 4 November 1, 2004
Get the Cracker Barrel mug.White people who, throughout history, have taken over the world and severely fucked up anyone who got in their path.
Crackers have saved numerous minority cultures from slavery and death at the hands of rogue States yet have asked for nothing in return.
Today, crackers still dominate the world and make up the majority of lawyers, judges, politicians, police, soldiers and other positions of power.
Crackers are despised for their ambition, strength, intelligence and strangely, their kindness. Even today Crackers still front the bill for the millions on welfare who strangely complain that the Crackers are the ones paying their bills.
Crackers are mistakenly described as being weak, dorky, dumb, stupid, etc. The fact is that crackers simply remain the dormant, dominant race who haven't been tested in a long time. In the meantime certain minority classes, particularly niggers, have developed their own absurd cultures which they mistakenly believe dominate the culture of Crackers. However, Crackers are too busy living the high life to even bother rebutting the Niggers' culture, which is so self-evidently absurd that no comment is needed.
The hilarious irony of the word "Cracker" is that it isn't offensive to white people. This stems from common sense - who would be offended at being referred to as the most powerful race on Earth?
In summary, Crackers dominate sports, academia, business, the world. Crackers are proud of their heritage, although it may not seem it at times. When you are as successful a race as Crackers are, nothing much really needs to be said.
People who aren't Crackers, wish they were Crackers. This, too, is self-evident in the number of people who have made it from whatever shithole they came from to be living it up in some mansion with all the hallmarks of a Cracker lifestyle.
Realistically, there's no reason you wouldn't want to be a Cracker. If you deny wanting to be a Cracker, you deny the best parts of life.
Crackers have saved numerous minority cultures from slavery and death at the hands of rogue States yet have asked for nothing in return.
Today, crackers still dominate the world and make up the majority of lawyers, judges, politicians, police, soldiers and other positions of power.
Crackers are despised for their ambition, strength, intelligence and strangely, their kindness. Even today Crackers still front the bill for the millions on welfare who strangely complain that the Crackers are the ones paying their bills.
Crackers are mistakenly described as being weak, dorky, dumb, stupid, etc. The fact is that crackers simply remain the dormant, dominant race who haven't been tested in a long time. In the meantime certain minority classes, particularly niggers, have developed their own absurd cultures which they mistakenly believe dominate the culture of Crackers. However, Crackers are too busy living the high life to even bother rebutting the Niggers' culture, which is so self-evidently absurd that no comment is needed.
The hilarious irony of the word "Cracker" is that it isn't offensive to white people. This stems from common sense - who would be offended at being referred to as the most powerful race on Earth?
In summary, Crackers dominate sports, academia, business, the world. Crackers are proud of their heritage, although it may not seem it at times. When you are as successful a race as Crackers are, nothing much really needs to be said.
People who aren't Crackers, wish they were Crackers. This, too, is self-evident in the number of people who have made it from whatever shithole they came from to be living it up in some mansion with all the hallmarks of a Cracker lifestyle.
Realistically, there's no reason you wouldn't want to be a Cracker. If you deny wanting to be a Cracker, you deny the best parts of life.
"black welfare kid Yo, Cracker, get da fuck off ma' block befaw I get my niggaz on you, Cracka.
white guy Hey, Nigger, pay me back my taxes that paid for your crack addiction and baby momma before I knock your dumb black ass out."
"hot blonde girl Hey, Jimmy, what are you going to do once you graduate College?
white guy Oh, I'm going to work at a top-tier law firm on Wall Street. The starting salary is $125,000 a year.
hot blonde girl Oh, cool. Hey can I suck your dick and fuck your brains out later tonight?
white guy Jeez I dunno, my schedules kinda full tonight. I'll get back to you. "
white guy Hey, Nigger, pay me back my taxes that paid for your crack addiction and baby momma before I knock your dumb black ass out."
"hot blonde girl Hey, Jimmy, what are you going to do once you graduate College?
white guy Oh, I'm going to work at a top-tier law firm on Wall Street. The starting salary is $125,000 a year.
hot blonde girl Oh, cool. Hey can I suck your dick and fuck your brains out later tonight?
white guy Jeez I dunno, my schedules kinda full tonight. I'll get back to you. "
by Jimmy66 November 9, 2008
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The idea being the word cherry is used for teens, nut is used for someone older who looses their virginity :)
The idea being the word cherry is used for teens, nut is used for someone older who looses their virginity :)
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