The YouTube Curse

A curse that gives you the inability to go on YouTube without ending up on the "weird side". Side-effects normally include rapid decrease in productivity, the exposure to scarring videos, and very strange dreams.

"Hey, bro, did you pull up that video yet?"
"Nah man, I found an interpretive dance to the Pete's a Pizza audiobook."
"It's literally been five minutes since I left! You must have the YouTube curse."

by That Person That Wrote That September 14, 2013

robbie frederick curse

A curse where everybody you care about dies, you are surely gonna go to a funeral at least twice in one year. You will lose your parents at a young age. You will be the last one to die just so you can see everyone you care about die too. Including your kids and grand kids. Life will chew you up and spit you out cause your just a slave in this world. That is the robbie frederick curse

Damn that guy is unlucky his life sucks!
Yea it sure does he has the robbie frederick curse

by misfortune 666 January 1, 2015

The Subway Curse

A dangerous curse. If you work at subway, eventually you will end up seeing subway everywhere. If you leave, it will stay with you for a short period of time. If you return, you will immediately see it the day of your return.

The subway curse is back! The moment I started back, my bike was stolen.

by Empty_handed_75 March 10, 2020

Cutler's Curse

After the Chicago Bears and their dunce GM Ryan pace parted way with QB Jay Cutler, the team was given a six-year curse in honor of Cutler's jersey number where the team will face a six-year period of misery and despair. The curse expires after the year 2023 -- the same year Cutler will be eligible to be voted into the Hall of Fame.

The Bears signed Nick Foles, Mike Glennon, and drafted Mitchell Trubisky. When will Cutler's curse ever end?

by Jay Cutler HOF 2023 March 18, 2020

The Dragoon Curse

When a party of Final Fantasy XIV Online players fail to clear a raid because one of the players plays a Dragoon.

- "I can't believe we need to spend 2 hours trying to clear E5S 2 months after it's been released."
- "Dude, it's "The Dragoon Curse"..."
-"Ah... that makes sense."

by ThreesomeLak May 19, 2020

The Scotsman's Curse

When one inevitably falls back to pursuing his ex girlfriend after a few fruitless months

"How is Moises in both the Singles Scots chat and the Tied Down Scots chat?" Pine asks

"I think he's fallen victim to The Scotsman's Curse." Nick replies

by mustin,dustymartin October 22, 2020

Fish One Curse

A curse that is bestowed upon fisherman that have changed boats abruptly, ditched their boat mate and leaving their main vessel at home on fishing trips.

Those guys I have the fish one curse..

by Theangryfisherman May 27, 2021