Crack Bike

A bike that was stolen and sold for well below it's original price by a crack cocaine addict so they can fund their drug habit.

Dude 1: Dude, I just bought this bike for $20 from that used bike store.

Dude 2: Yeah man, it's totally a crack bike. Apparently this hobo shows up everyday with a new one.

by SgtHotdogs April 17, 2011

Crack Moist

The female erection.

Cassie knew she would crack moist if she saw that hot guy from work again.

by Chips Mckenzie May 25, 2011

crack the corner

not being able to find a restroom while drinking and driving,so one looks for a dumpster bin,alley or back of a building and urinates in the crack of a corner.

I was driving around drinking and couldn't find a restroom so i had to crack the corner.

by binge drinker to the max May 28, 2011

Crack a roni

When you're addicted to eating macaroni.

Ryan: Hey man, whatcha eatin' ?

Matt: Crack a roni.

Ryan: Sweet.

by longhairordie April 29, 2012

Crack Sample

Crack dealers like all drug dealers offer you a free taste of their product to get you hooked on its effects. Now everyday products are being referred to as crack because of its popularity or consumer reception causing a buying frenzy. Recently I even heard the use of "crack sample" being used to refer to the offering of intimacy by a newly formed couple to entice the other person (or spouse) to accept requests or allowed to be manipulated by the offering of the "intimacy crack sample"; very similar to being "whipped"!

Example 1:
Joe BagOfDoughnuts: "Hey Johnny don't worry this is just a crack sample, just taste it. If you don't like it its free anyway"!

CrackHead Johnny: "OMG that crack sample was da' bomb, I need more"!

Example 2:
Johnny Wishbone: "holy cow that dude hangs on her every word"!

Fred: "she must of given him a crack sample and he's working for more"!

Example 3:
Seamore: "holy cow Shimmy Sham those Justin Bieber tickets are selling like crack"!

Shimmy Sham: "too bad they're not giving crack samples away"!

by The Shimmy Sham January 23, 2013

crack some crab

1. To eat some vigania.
2. To eat some butt.
3. To go R. Kelly in that ass.
4. Butt cheeks to ears

Jeremy: What you doing this weekend?

Patrick: I am gonna try to "crack some crab".
(Motions taking a butt and spreading it while licking it)

Jeremy: Are they in season?

Patrick: You can crack crab year round.

Jeremy: Lol.

by NatureBoy404 March 13, 2014

crack-a-mare

A difficult person who is too much hard work, particularly a woman.

"That girl is being such a pain in my ass - she's a right crack-a-mare!"

by tommorgancat May 14, 2014