An African American that has consumed so many bourbon related beverages they have devolved into a new state of being. They have an extreme propensity for violent and irrational behavior. This state also has the lowest observable brain activity of anyone that has become a bourbon coon.
as the plume of coon dust(UD) and cocaine cleared out of the room. Hakeem was found near a pile of Bourbon bottles and dead hooker bodies. The investigators were keenly aware they have made contact with an ultimate primal bourbon coon.
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by Crangis McBasketball September 1, 2024
Get the Racoo Coo Coon mug.1.Used to describe someone with a duality of negative qualities often associated with both urban and rural life.
The arrogance and ignorance of country combined with the selfish and ruthless nature developed while living in the city.
2.Someone who is extremely offensive but gets butthurt when you call him out on it.
3. A simpleton who lacks enough self awareness to see the hypocrisy in his actions and opinions.
4. A trump supporter.
The arrogance and ignorance of country combined with the selfish and ruthless nature developed while living in the city.
2.Someone who is extremely offensive but gets butthurt when you call him out on it.
3. A simpleton who lacks enough self awareness to see the hypocrisy in his actions and opinions.
4. A trump supporter.
Good person: Wow, have you heard that guy Chris sued Donna when he stubbed his toe on her porch?
2nd Good person: Yeah, he's a real Chrissy the Coon.
2nd Good person: Yeah, he's a real Chrissy the Coon.
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"Yo, Andy, what's up bro?"
"Dude, you will address me by my cool name, "Coondawg!"
"Yea dickwad, whatever. Yo, you should get your daughter some Proactive."
"That's my girlfriend...."
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"Yea dickwad, whatever. Yo, you should get your daughter some Proactive."
"That's my girlfriend...."
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Counterpart to "yer da sells avon". Often used in verbal attacks, can also be used in retaliation to previous insult.
Yer = your
Maw = mother
Punt = sell/offload
Coonsil = council; cheap, very low quality drugs (usually cocaine) typically prepared in someone's kitchen/basement
See also: yer da sells the avon
Counterpart to "yer da sells avon". Often used in verbal attacks, can also be used in retaliation to previous insult.
Yer = your
Maw = mother
Punt = sell/offload
Coonsil = council; cheap, very low quality drugs (usually cocaine) typically prepared in someone's kitchen/basement
See also: yer da sells the avon
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